Fake bug fix

Push me
And then just merge me
So I can get that
Merge confliction
Merge confliction

If you had
one language
One framework
To code everything you want
Would you learn it or let it pass

His code is heavy,
arms are weak,
mind is bending.
It's all spaghetti.
He is nervous but looks calm and ready
to go now
but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down.
The manager is getting loud
He moves his mouse but the bugs won't got out
They are features now
Time to ship
Over blaow!

So that's the root cause

Ummm, thanks but no...

S/O to all those friends and clients who think it's that easy..."Type me an app"

CSS can kill you!

The cyber police...

If you're wondering why your Mac is slow as sh*t, be advised that it's playing Chess during it's free time.

I just got a mail from a software company in Denmark that they wanted to hire, because they "analyzed my open source GitHub contributions" and they think I'd be a good Backend Engineer using Java.

What they don't seem to realise is that the only thing I use GitHub for is college projects and 2 Minecraft mods, that I'm only 17 years old and not really in a position to move from the Netherlands to Denmark...

for( ; ; )
System.out.println("Dormammu, I've come to bargain");

I am amazed how specific everyone is being about security vulnerabilities at their employers. Hopefully no one social engineers what company you work at.

Sometimes i love siri's humor

It's hard work... 😇

Christianity vs Javascript

(src: https://twitter.com/hsjoihs/status/...)

Recursion is great...

Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I'd like to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke.

OK, I'll hear a TCP joke.

Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?

Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.

OK, I'm about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.

OK, I'm ready to hear the TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have a setting and will end with a punchline.

I'm sorry, your connection has timed out... ...Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?

Supporting ie8

Halloween

"Can you fix my computer?"

Real life application of Data Structures :p

Simple way of storing keys.

Here's my list of NaN reasons why JS doesn't suck

Sql4life

I enjoy watching the Microsoft events, as they always introduce something completely new, that no one's really made before. Unlike certain companies *cough* Apple *cough* who just slap a better processor on their existing devices and calls it "revolutionary". I like all this innovation

good question 😂

Knowing that yours is probably the last job that will be automated, followed only by complete annihilation of humanity by artificial intelligence..

Took me a while to get it :D

#note7

Programming is thinking 💭 not typing ⌨️