Hahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂

Dev life

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Don't know if it's up here, found it on r/ProgrammerHumor and thought it deserved to be shared :)

So I'm searching for jobs and found one wanting an app developer, but on the website it says this:

"Be up to date with IOS and Play Store Coding language"

So with that in mind anyone know where I can learn Play store coding language?

Lol what a fucking joke...

Got it

Three beers

Some terrible CSS humor for ya

Why drink and drive when you can code and cry?

Interviewer: So you worked with mysql?

Me: yes, for over 6 years

Interviewer: so, you know how to write queries?

Always on the lookout for freelance projects but can't even make a website for dad's business.

alert("Disappointing Son");

What do I do now? :/

"I don't need to comment this, I'll remember it"

Code All Day

So, this random teen on subway asked me if it was 9GAG I was scrolling [i was on this app ofc]. I said it's better than 9GAG.
He went on like this "oh cool, does it have the the NSFW section too?"
...
Me: a...No, but can learn coding stuff
Him: hacking?
Me: hacking is not what you thin... [He interrupted me]
Him: Damn cool, I wanna learn hacking, it's my stop nice meeting you tell me the name of the app
Me: a...9...ha...ck, 9hack!
Him: cool, thanks. [Gets off]

(Um...Some people just don't deserve DevRant, if you know what I mean)

"I'll fix this later"

bug report arrives
10 mins later
the issue couldn't reproduced, done 👍

First rule of software engineering: You can never have enough monitors.

🙌 hands up if you figured out your problem while typing up your question on stackoverflow. 🙌

When AI takes over the world...

... developers would be doctors right?