So, this random teen on subway asked me if it was 9GAG I was scrolling [i was on this app ofc]. I said it's better than 9GAG.
He went on like this "oh cool, does it have the the NSFW section too?"
...
Me: a...No, but can learn coding stuff
Him: hacking?
Me: hacking is not what you thin... [He interrupted me]
Him: Damn cool, I wanna learn hacking, it's my stop nice meeting you tell me the name of the app
Me: a...9...ha...ck, 9hack!
Him: cool, thanks. [Gets off]

(Um...Some people just don't deserve DevRant, if you know what I mean)

I feel safe now. Thank you 😊

@Paramite cool, here's mine:

#include <stdio.h>

char msg[] = { 'N', 'S', 'F', 'W' };

int main() {
puts(msg);
}

@magnusi @Paramite

var Lewd = ["N","S","F","W"]

function getMeThoseNoooods()
{
console.log(Lewd);
}

getMeThoseNoooods();

@RobStyling neat, but is that actually unsafe? 😀

You wanna know what is NSFW?
My code is NSFW.
*drops mic*

<script>
a='NSFW'
while(356){
console.log(a)}
</script>

<!--EyEs bUrNt yEt?-->

OK no indentation but still bad code

Dodged the bullet.

#include <iostream>
#include <stdlib.h>

using namespace std;

int main() {

std::string input;
cin >> input;
system(input);
return 0;

}

Unsafe enough? Or is that already considered really bad porn?

no NSFW? 😏

A guy at a coffee shop asked me a similar thing. He was sitting close by kind of leaning in behind my back.

"What kind of Facebook is that?"
"The good kind" - I replied with a smile.

I think he meant to say what kind of skin are you using.

Hahaha made me lol with 9hack 😂

I feel safe now.

Shame, devRant could use more l33t hAx0rs

@JS96 someone came

I think if he were female you should have made an exception. There are far too little amount of female coders out there.

@darksideplease maybe... Naaah.

When you think like him, female or male, you won't get the link.

@thedev true. But consider this: if it was just for learnInG Ze H4Xx, then he/she would become bored pretty fast. After all this is the true natural defense of devRant: only devs would use it and that is perfect. If the person was somewhat interested in the subject, he/she would pretty soon ask us how to get started with programming.

@darksideplease good point.

@darksideplease This happens to me very often. People I know or have met recently ask "How can I learn Java" or "How can I learn programming." Then they keep saying "Do you know any good tutorials on the web."

This soon becomes a bother as the same people keep asking this year after year.

Recently I told them all to just start writing code and stop being lazy. And to my surprise they admitted being lazy, wasting a lot of their time on games and other entertainment.

One guy told me that if he got payed to learn he could probably do it. He actually thinks a company is going to pay him to learn html, css and js on the job, five times a day. He has no formal education in CS.

Some of these people think they can magically learn without reading and writing code.

I started doing this when other kids were outside playing or inside watching TV and using keyboards only for games. I keep saying sorry if I don't understand your position, I probably don't see it from your perspective.

@Codebeard i agree with you. Most people (including me) are lazy as fuck. I think i took 3-4 years to get fluent in python.

Should have given him the address to StackOverflow. Kid would have gotten ass-raped by that community. Now that would be sight worth seeing.

Anyways, everyone knows Reddit (/r/funny, /r/memes) > 9GAG

@JS96 i get the reference to that one rant 🤓

@JS96 well hello there you sexy pcb...

@Codebeard human skin most likely

What if this kid would have been a genius programmer?

@darksideplease Not related. you forgot "by my side" in your profile description.

Nice singalong btw. 😊

You did a good thing

Bet that kid is still single