Am I the only one who silently shouts "Run Forest ruuuuun!" when clicking a run-button?

When designing an UI, remember to always assume that the user is an idiot.

When you mistakenly end a sentence with a semicolon instead of a period;

shutdown now
SUDO SHUTDOWN NOW

When Windows worked fine, but today after a few minutes every program you touch freezes. I feel like Elsa.

Debugging be like...

I normally don't post silly things, hoping I can restrict myself to only do so on rare occasions #shortweeksilly

When each day there is a new framework in the JavaScript world...

Worst coding mistake would be me dropping an entire table of customer names because I forgot to double check the table name in the script. I felt my soul leave my body.

The moment you walk in a meeting where new features being discussed...

Heard about that developer thats was involved in a car accident and went to hospital for brain surgey?

Doc said he need to remove half of the brain but he will survive. His developer friends was happy with the news that he will survive but sad loosing a great developer.

The surgey went as expected and now he is one of the best Project managers in the business.

Boss: Are you just nodding your head yes and really have no idea?

Me: Yes, but I'll figure it out.

Recruiters be like

175 is hexadecimal AF

placeholder fail xD

is this what copying code from stack overflow looks like?

Why don't just by two games instead of buying The bundle pack. Looks like steam can't count. 😆😂😁

Pseudo geeky rant

This is so true.

Scrum Meeting
PM: What did you do yesterday?
Me: Tried to come up with a funny post on DevRant.
PM: Wait... So you didn't write any code?
Me: Oh yeah of course I did! I came up with algorithm that grabs the highest rated rants and compares them to determine the best time of day I should post said rant, to get the best possible amount of up votes.

# rails manage.py runserver
Usage: ...

# python run server
/use/local/opt/python/bin/python2.7: can't find '__main__' module in 'run'

# npm server

Usage: npm <command> ...

# webpack s[TAB]

...

# [TAB]

...

# ./just_fckn_run_pls.sh

zsh: no such file or directory: ./just_fckn_run_pls.sh

# DO IT
zsh: correct DO to do [nyae]? n
zsh: command not found: DO

# exit

Thank you. Come again!
-- Dr. API Nahasapeemapetilon

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10 GOTO PUB

"How did the last push to prod go?"

Having problems with your boot sequence? don't worry I'm here to help!

Programming Languages aren't designed to be read by machines, they're meant to be read by humans. Act like it. #realdevscomment

does anyone else gets stressed when the cellphone rings?

Worth a thought!

has anyone ever heard of guess oriented programming?

Before refactor / After refactor

Had a conversation with the client , idiot was asking what will happen to the Android application.If he clicks the power off button.

I fuxking want to killl myself -_-

Checking emails while on holiday because, without you, you know someone is gonna make the executive decision to 'rm -rf *' the repo.

Wondering who all use "theFuck" app? Sometimes it screw things up! Beware :D

https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck