Had a conversation with the client , idiot was asking what will happen to the Android application.If he clicks the power off button.

I fuxking want to killl myself -_-

New rule, as devs we all agree to say "a kitten dies" as the response to any dumb question.

What if the user presses the power off button?

A kitten dies.

What if we could add feature x?

A kitten dies.

I have a suggestion, would it be ok for you to?

A kitten will die.

If we all stick to the story then all stupid requests and questions will be phased out.

We can behaviourally condition them...

I have a question!

Will it cause a kitten to die?

Maybe.

Don't suggest it then.