When you are too lazy to fix it..

Today's the day I start learning C++ at Uni!!!

"Git is hugely over complicated and dangerous - what on earth is wrong with Subversion?"

"Ah. Allow me to sit you down - this could take a while..."

Writing essays in different programming languages :)

Optimism :p

Code reviews in a nutshell...

at your workplace, do you get to work on different languages or do you all stick to just one language?

is there anything wrong with being jack of all trades?

When Apple give you some works. New black theme, customers want black websites. Thanks Apple.

Goddamn it.
I extended my contract at a company, also switched from 8 hrs to 4 hrs. Me not knowing exactly when the switch is happening, i thought i have to work 8 hrs till the first contract is over (middle of the month ish). Well, huge nope, it changed in the beginning of september. I managed to do 40 hrs of overwork.
They don't pay overwork. Fck this.
Well at least i can stay home more :P

Guy 1: Can I come to your house
Guy 2: No don’t I don’t want to be ashamed by my fat mother
Guy 1: How fat is your mom
Guy 2: FAT 32

Well that escalated quickly. It sounds pretty scary though