I work until beer’o clock !

Just a snippet of my farewell email to a company which had a very high attrition rate

Fuck CORS man. Just fuck CORS

no one can hack this site, its soooooo saaaaafe hahahaha

I just love .DS_Store files in all my directories.

"Yes i know kotlin" i say, as i copy paste my scala code into a .kt file.

Overheard from the room next to mine:
Person 1: My computer is frozen ..
Person 2 (Not a native English speaker): Did you try to shut down and shut up ?

My friend (not in CS) said his computer was a bit slow.
I told him I'd fix that for 10, he agreed.

I increased the cursor speed.
He bought it.

I was talking with a PHP dev. He was also fan of Hellreiser as I am.

We were bored and I sugested to design a “Php superhero” or something like that. He propoused “Php man: Once the page loads, he can’t do anything”. Then, I draw this: A Php cenobite. (Cenobite: Like an interdimentional sado monster)

Yes, the php dev is the same guy of the php thong from my last rant 😂

Well ill leave this here

((How long I think it's going to take)*3) + (how long I think it's going to take / 20)

Estimates...? What estimates?

... You mean deadlines?

-Boss instructs me to always set high estimates
-Asks in how many days will i finish X
-I think 3, but adding 1 extra day for each random problem i tell him one week
-He says thats way too long, make it 3 days
-Shit happens and i can barely finish it in one week
-My boss:

who still makes lan partys? this image is an old lan party with friends.

Sometimes its not love, you are just too horny.

Hehehe

Just gonna leave it here

I once changed all my error messages to say “Processed successfully” because I had a demo yet the software was very buggy.

I bought myself time to fix the bugs later.

#demoHack

🤩...🙃

savage

My first rant/story

> 3 years ago company x decides to pay for my software dev degree

> fast forward to today.. x has no idea what I've learned as they never asked..(basically java,php,sql,android)

> x gives me a contract 1 week before my final exams and expects me to work everyday except exam days..

>next day, a dev contacts me - 'oh please brush up on your Vue, Node, angular as well as laravel php framework'

>I've never touched any of those xD fml.. what to do!?

lol.

😥😥😥😥

Human nature in a nutshell....

When the Project Owner wants monitoring and asking the IT without clear specification 😅

my co-web devs just introduced me to css grids.

I feel so stupid for not knowing this, how long has this been here? HOW COME I MISSED OUT ON CSS GRIDS

A Machine Learning algorithm walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What'll you have?"
The algorithm says, "What's everyone else having?"

Two types of Developers:

1. Good Developers
2. Instagram Vloggers/Influencers

Been suffering from a constant headache! -__-

Setup git push notifications (to each of their own channels), together with automatic deployment via webhook, though I'll add notifications to that too, as it currently doesn't have any besides the log file.

Gitea really has been a blast for me to finally get all things git - done, maybe because it is just so lightweight.

If you see someone coding at mcdonalds, starbucks etc.

"Excuse me, would you like a fork for that spaghetti"