I wish any of my friends could understand it.

I'll just leave it here.

🔥 🦊

hello

test

How could you ever explain this to your family? PHP eww

A recursive bar walks into itself.

Today 😀 Learning, Learning...

study protocol always make me headache.

I wish not to have seen this... And they are using a personal lisence... :/
I mean, if you are using for commercial purpose, then fucking pay for it!

When you receive a "bug report" from one of the clients:

Subject: contact form
Message: It doesn't work

The author was "HIGH" when he wrote this textbook on Artificial Intelligence 😵

me.Age == 11111b

And now i'm feeling guilty every time i call new Guid().

The joys of web dev

I have a dissertation to do in under two weeks.....i still haven't finished coding the program, to get the results i need to write about.... could i have a stress ball please D :

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

When your code runs way too smoothly it makes you suspicious.

At a movie when...

Dealing with a client that won't pay:

Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until the site completely fades away...

Found this gem in our code

"Hey, get this done.."

About two years ago I get roped into a something when someone was requesting an $8000 laptop to run an "program" that they wrote in Excel to pull data from our mainframe.

In reality they are using our normal application that interacts with the mainframe and screen scrapping it to populate several Excel spreadsheets.

So this guy kept saying that he needed the expensive laptop because he needed the extra RAM and processing power for his application. At the time we only supported 32 bit Windows 7 so even though I told him ten times that the OS wouldn't recognize more than 3.5 GB of RAM he kept saying that increasing the RAM would fix his problem. I also explained that even if we installed the 64 bit OS we didn't have approval for the 64 bit applications.

So we looked at the code and we found that rather than reusing the same workbook he was opening a new instance of a workbook during each iteration of his loop and then not closing or disposing of them. So he was running out of memory due to never disposing of anything.

Even better than all of that, he wanted a faster processor to speed up the processing, but he had about 5 seconds of thread sleeps in each loop so that the place he was screen scrapping from would have time to load. So it wouldn't matter how fast the processor was, in the end there were sleeps and waits in there hard coded to slow down the app. And the guy didn't understand that a faster processor wouldn't have made a difference.

The worst thing is a "dev" that thinks they know what they are doing but they don't have a clue.

Recipe for Ice Coffee:
1: Make Coffee
2: Start coding
3: Forget you made Coffee
4: Drink it cold

Never gets old...

My setup! Love a vertical monitor.

Tabs > Spaces

Quite recently I received an email from a recruiter who first claimed that they had seen my resume, told me I may be a great fit for a job of one of their clients, and then proceeded to list the job description. That's typical, but what caught my eye was the fact that the first requirement he mentioned was 7+ years experience with Java. If he had actually read my resume, he probably would've seen that not only do I not have any experience with Java, but that I am a 20-year-old who made damn sure to put on my resume that I only have 2 years of experience in total...

Nothing fixes a bug like walking away from the keyboard

#wife {
right: 100%;
}

info coreutils --node='Date input formats'

Unix💓