As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

During a software presentation for a group of clients i said:
"I reworked the interface for you. Now it's idiot-proof."

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

My friend said an intern designed this UI for an internal site.

No. Just... no

Be it a website, an app or a girl..its all about the backend :P

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

Developer

Self rant!

Looked at a code snippet I wrote last year and I thought to myself: am I geting stupid for not understanding my own code ?

Tried to re build it from scratch...

Failed and had to reuse it without understanding how it's working.

I guess I am getting stupid!

I definitelly need this! Invention of the year. :D

With all the major library/framework overhauls in the JS community, I feel we may need to start versioning in our resumes:

angular@2.4
react-router@4.0.0-alpha.5
jest@19.0.2
..

!rant
Deployed my first website to production yesterday and the world isn't burning, the error logs have been empty and my (non-tech) colleagues think it is amazing.
I'm somewhat proud of myself.

As a Java Dev, the thing that frightens me most about colonizing Mars is that we have to rewrite the Date class...

!rant
Has anyone made a "What does @dfox say?" joke yet?

A tired mind is never productive

The world has moved to json, webservices, lightweight frameworks. And here I am writing IDLs for my company's CORBA based product.

P.S. Corba is so obsolete, devRant doesn't even provide an autocomplete for the tag

This one made my day. It's so true that almost hurts

Credits: https://tinyurl.com/jg8lc47

Lmao.

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

My first calculator

Pair programming

How CV works...

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

Trello nailed the changelog with their offline sync update
(Yeah the rewrote the whole song)

Me a year ago:
// Pieces together a deadbeat crappy php-script
"Man... PHP is shit"

Me now:
// Gets paid to create controllers for php framework applications
"Man... PHP is THE shit!"

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

We feel you bro...

That's about right isn't it?

How does a front-end developer get away with murder?

$('body').hide();

//I'll see myself out

That facepalm moment when the client rejects your code saying it's too small, and it might contain bugs.

Shakira as a programmer : Heaps don't lie

Benefits of being a dev:
Wife: "I just wish I had a program that could organize all my shit for my [work-from-home outside sales] job. My old company had much better software."
One week later:
Me: "Here honey: I built a program that will organize your business leads, allow you to search them by city, street, phone number, it detects when you have multiple businesses with one owner, warns you of duplicate information before you add it, and you can now launch phone calls with the click of a button. I've also put an app on your phone that can send and receive data from the main program."
One hour later:
Giggity giggity.