Working with passed on spaghetti code.
Glaring at author's name.

Wherever you are.. I will find you.
And I will kill you.

Never think you have mastered anything.
Always keep yourself interested.
Replace the word "difficult" with "fun".

sends new dev online read about how to write good commit messages.

does not write a good commit message.
pushes code.

OTL

gradle builds are so much more streamlined than maven. it's such a hassle working with long xml files. -_-

rawr. ;)

Know how to debug your own code.

Please do not send an entire stack trace asking how to fix something unless you've absolutely made the effort to solve or atleast google it.

When you're new at a startup, never do overtime before you're regularized.

Enjoy going home early after work while it lasts. ;)

how to improve time at work.

credits: https://hackernoon.com

Manager tweaks with some data on the production server and accidentally deletes some rows.

*flip table* *rage*

As a developer who loves to do back-end work, I pause and do some self-reflection every time I'm asked to make some user interface decisions. It's not as easy for me.

What's the best programmer joke?

My dad is quite supportive.

After I graduated, he brought home a bunch of broken CPUs for me to fix.

"Can you hack someone's Facebook for me?"

I deep sigh everytime.

Client: Hey, can you explain to me how this feature works? I'm totally confused.

Programmer: *explains the entire feature to client* Actually, you made the specs for this. *shows specifications document client created*

Client: Oh right. Sorry, completely forgot about that. It works great. But can we make some changes on...

OH HELL NO.