@Demolishun @Wisecrack
Is the fucking wheel in the room with us?

@Wisecrack @retoor

@Wisecrack i fucking loved reading these lines, even if it is sad…
We all know it is hard some times, and even if hard times makes us even harder, one day it all will be gone… But fuck material things!

You are a wonderful mind… and not just any mastermind, but the most glorious mathematician of the devRANT community!

And even if it’s a bit over the top… know that I love you, and even more your passion, and after every one of your posts, I feel more motivated and dive into the daily grind with even more enthusiasm when the Wisecrack flow hits me.

So, thank you very much, my friend, for all the energy you give day by day. Believe me, you’ve restored more people’s faith in humanity than those who achieve millions but are empty inside.

@Wisecrack as i count, it would be at least 3 of us 😀

@Wisecrack those nights are the best parts of being a programmer
I really like this wording, such a nice devrant gem

@retoor can’t aggree more on the jail conspiracy theory 😂
Thank god @Wisecrack is doing maths and not meths 😂

the comment butchering made the best cliff hanger there
> why is that important?

And i can confirm… f*ck it… it worked on me 😂
Pretty intresting writings, love it! @Wisecrack

@Wisecrack
it's an honor for me, and i’m happy if it helps you on your way to the best of mathematicians 😉 but after that achivement, i will ask you a favor… a favor which will take out my first nemesis… my elementary school math teacher…
That bitch will learn some manners after i show her the Figoore-formula, which solves that thesis on the last topic in her class…

Anyway, just keep us posted about that rabbit hole… this world seems a little boring, and climate change can heal it 😀

@Wisecrack ahh man, this is original content, love it!
This is what i missed in the last couple of months. Glad you are back my friend!
Any portal opened just post a rant, and i will follow you through the rabbit hole

@Wisecrack ?

“It would be wrong to let anyone else on board”
But what if someone’s ship wrecked near you, and for that person “your sinking ship” would be life saver… would you still push her away?!?
See everything depends on the context, and what is miserable from one perspective (sinking ship) would be a whole new chance for surviving this fucking storming ocean.

Anyway i sincerely wish you Merry Christmas my friend and hope You will find the purpose of life… not others, but Yours

@Wisecrack

I respect You Wisecrack for that!
I don’t think you were shit, and definitely should not feel bad about the situation!
You did what an absolute bro would do for another dude! And that is something you should be proud of!

I don't think you're on a sinking ship, my friend, unless we're all on it… and in that case we already fucked up…
End of the world is not here (yet) so back to business…
We all have this feeling when we are under ourself, and yeah You have the right for that feeling too…feel it, live it, and come over it! I believe in you, and know you will!!!
It is hard to see the bright side of life, but i’m sure about one thing… you will find your soulmate, who will ensure you that this ship is not going down. And it will be much much easier to connect with her than you think now.

@Wisecrack
so kids, remember if you have a tub full of LSD, you shouldn’t play submarine…for more than a week… 😀

After a festival with 50k hippies, taking psychedelics like gummy bears, i finally found out what i wanna learn, and how i wanna improve my life… so yeah busy days nowadays…
Now i’m on a path,
For a better life 😉

But i can assure you about i’m catching up with your posts, soo keep it up dude 😀 Your passion inspired me so much… and i can’t be the only one here

@Wisecrack nice, my mentees definitely want to know about this 😀
Thanks for the reminder Wisecrack

@Wisecrack that is awesome dude! Keep us updated!

@Wisecrack
That sounds wonderful dude!
I’m glad to hear that You are on a good track 😀keep it up 🤙

@Wisecrack
Hey it is always a pleasure to read new things from You!
Really appreciate these micro blogs so keep up the good work dude😀
Fyi there are some open courses from MIT

https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/...

Godspeed, dude! 🚀

As most of the time, the answer is: it depends on ...
What kind of software would you like to test? Eg. Mobile app, spring boot web app, or some kind of backend service without any user interface...
And of course what kind of testing would you prefer? Unit testing, or end-to-end / integration testing

@petergriffin yeah, aggree... that looks like tomorrow me's problem

@petergriffin

@bananaerror what if college/manager also knows your devrant account and you want to rant about him/her...know your audience ;)

@hound77 dude please make original content... Twitter, reddit and a lot of forums are just for these content....
DevRant is for ranting about the IT industry, and problems we have to face time to time...
The best advice You should consider: don't post anything at least 1 week. Only read others feed to get knowing what is going on here. After that you should be familiar with the tag system.

@cafecortado just learned the hard way... Anyways thanks for the tip dude

GG keep up the positive vibes!😉

It is all about personal preference, imo
Please don't even bother yourself arguing about this with others. 😉
It is like playing chess with a pigeon... It will fuck up every rule, shit on the table and than it will announce victory over you, without any logic..

Btw welcome to the devRant family. 😉

Opinions about this is the new era of social engineering?!
Basically he just social engineered a computer... i think this is just beautiful :)

@shoop you "can" rearrange the traffic the way you would like...
Eg. You start the morning with mocking huge traffic on the way to work, after some time the real traffic will be routed elsewhere by google to prevent them from traffic jam...
And you have the whole street just for you.

Or i could see this in action movies, like the robbers route the traffic in the way of the cops, while they escape on the "traffic jam roads"

@figoore
TL;DR: my humor is based on sarcasm

Just an example:
I've always said to my non-technical girlfriend when the output didn't make sense that 'little biatch computer needs sum punches in her face' or 'i will teach this little bitch the way it should speak to me'...
To be clear, i always say thing like this in a really funny tune, to be clear i'm joking

And after that if this is my fault, like a misspelled command i've said "i'm the bitch who can't even type correctly...", or if it is a bug, and i've overcome the problem than i would say that i dominated that bitch with my genius...

Awhh what a lovely conversation to join! :)

I've developed my way to overcome the problem, hope it helps you / others too:

Most of the time, when i have a problem to solve, but i'm missing something, i always try to explain the problem to the inner me... :)
To be clear i would explain the 'inner me' as a mixed person between a 9years old little boy who always wants his cookie and a 'homo erectus' (an adult cave man with modern sexuality... btw i'm 27 now)
So most of the time i'm trying to explain complex problems to non-technology people.

- This helps me keep it stupid simple when i work.
- Saves me tons of time, 'cause i can work on other things, while i'm thinking to explain the problem very simple, and of course most of the time i work out problems just before i fell asleep... (computer / mobile / some notes required next to bed)
- When i have to explain in real life to non technical people, it is much more easier...