#1 problem during summer months

Sums up my life😒

Trying to learn CSS.

Am I the only one? Have a nice desk but prefer to code in my sofa all night loooong..

1 or 0 ?

Fuck you, Windows.

Just leaving this here

Fuck you, .DS_Store.

Cred: Practical Dev

My life as an ios developper

Forbes has, by far, the shittiest and most user-unfriendly website I've ever gone to, in this gigantic clusterfuck we call the Internet. I honestly don't understand how they felt their site design is OK. Fuck their dev team manager.

Let's run down some of its worst offenses, shall we? FORCED ANTI-ADBLOCK, shitton of ads (some of which are extremely invasive and dangerous), autoplaying sidebar video WITH SOUND ON, that fucking social sidebar & collapsed navigation, and their mind-bogglingly irrelevant, frustratingly obnoxious, & totally pointless Quote of the Day, which itself has ads and A FORCED COUNTDOWN to go to the fucking article you went there to read to begin with.

The articles themselves on Forbes are solid, so why do they have to ruin it with this shit? I will never go to a Forbes link again. No article is worth facing their torture chamber.

TLDR: Fuck you Forbes, your site is absolutely the shittiest on the entire web (which is quite a feat).

Not being appreciated but I bet that applies to nearly everyone.

If I build you really cool shit you've not seen before. And no one else you know or can get in contact with are capable of it. You're damn right I expect respect and compensation equal to my skill and time.

Hhhh i feel the same some time

Our production DBA be like

"When you hit 10 joins, you should contemplate your life choices. By the time you hit 15 joins, you've just entered the realm of no return." - Me when I find out that a query I've got a ticket for(because it's taking too long) has 18 joins to tables with no indexing at all.

Made me chuckle, cheers robershuxley /r/ProgrammingHumor

I really hate it when we have to wear formal dress to office. I feel like a marketing executive. My code stares at me with suspicious looks.

When I edit something directly in production

I am a 29 year old with about 10 years of development experience under my belt. I have what most would consider to be a senior level job that pays well for someone who is self taught and never attended college or university.

Recently I have had the urge to obtain a formal education. I don't really have any need or reason to, but the urge is still there.

I know there are a ton of respectable and very talented devs without diplomas. Any of you ever regret not perusing a degree? Would you see any benefit it pursing one late in your career?

when i present the new feature in front of qa

Learning blender, how did I do?

sweet old memories!

The only 3 folders that matters to me

The best time to be creative is from 1 am to 5 am LMAO

When you're preparing for a hard disk format:

JavaScript is the same as Java

when the customer says: "we want this but better and cheaper"

It's hard to solve a bug that only occurs *sometimes*.