Never let customers define the priority levels. It will end in:
- Normal (never used)
- High (used for small text changes)
- Higher
- OMG fix now
- Highest
- the World is ending if this doesn't get fixed now
- different existential plane of priority
- Priority ∞ + 1

Me and my wife are software engineers
Started dating while doing a project together
I guess you could say that we...
MERGED WITHOUT CONFLICTS

Stranger: "what are you doing?"
Me:"I'm developing a WPF app for a personal project"
Stranger:"So it's for Windows...I prefer Linux because...blah blah"
Me: -.-

Sometimes I feel like Linux users are the Vegans of the tech world...

R: " I'm not hiring him, he use spaces over tabs. "

I fucking love silicon valley

When you take User Experience to the next level. Just what I was thinking

Credits : Riot App

Damn Dijkstra!

Picked up a legacy site to re-build, turns out just adding:

'?admin=1'

to the query string gave you full admin rights to the entire site without having to authenticate. The site was live for 2 years.

Arch guys !!

!rant
This is one of the best explanation I have ever seen for the difference between SIGTERM and SIGKILL.
Picture credit : www.itsfoss.com

This is Epic...

For less than a second, I thought I found a bug on devrant

Those naughty monkeys

And then there is this beauty...

I hope they know what they're doing!

When you fuck up your repo so bad it transforms into guitar hero

Time for some serious debugging

I am a long time lurker on stackoverflow. There was a time I was stuck on an obscure error for so long but finally light shone when I found an answer to that problem on stackoverflow.

Overjoyed, all I wanted is to leave an upvote for the answer; before I realised that you need a +15 reputation before you can do (I know I am late in this game)

So I worked my way to that 15 and it was a tedious one. Stackoverlords deleting my answer, voting no to my edit and reverting another over petty reasons

I fought back by flagging my deleted answer with my reasons and alas the community backed me up by upvoting my answer (which was revived),the original answer poster approved my edit and @me a thank you comment. I was elated

And it is today, I got my +15. That I could finally pay back and upvote the answer from my benefactor

Congratulate all 😋

stop the wizard!

I didn't believe him but this guy was goddamn right.

RIP....😅

Debugging someone else's code and having the thought: "Am I better off just writing the code again from the start?!"

the joke XD

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

/**
* It gets the user name
*/
public String getUsername() {
return this.username;
}

Acceptance Criteria: it should spin

Looks like it

Amen :p

Life when you didn't know about browsers developer tools

Today I figured out how to remotely control my student's computers and how to send them messages when they're not doing the right thing