PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

Today I was at my office, and one colleague from the design team approached me to ask something. Then she asked: why are you chatting with your computer? I replied to her, chat? Yes, I'm seeing you are talking with the computer... But, I was just using the terminal.

How internet works 😇😇

I did it. I completely broke windows by plugging in my laptop charger.
The colors in this image have not been distorted at all.
Fuck this OS, royally.

Every job interview question ever

A comprehensive guide to saving the princess with different programming languages...

I hate these cringy memes created by first grade software engineering students, damn.

the truth about python...

That alarm name! I dread my daily life. :(

1 . Seen it
2 . Mind blown
3 . Why i didn't thought of that
I loveee the ideea

Savage designers....

So true 💡

Today is the only day to upvote this!!

😂😂😂

Expectation vs Reality..😂😂😂

I found such a treasure today in the production code.

Exactly

Fun fact: a 4TB HDD replaces about 2,744,000 1.44MB floppy disks. (Floppy size based on free space left on floppy after format in DOS 6.22 as FAT16.)

lol.

Running from my job to my bus stop while having my phone in my hands trying to fend off a cyber attack while my hands are nearly freezing and its raining like hell.

Sometimes my job is just fucking awesome.

made my day

I can type the password for the SSH key to my servers while drunk.
Muggles can't type the fucking email address while sober.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!!! Is it really that fucking hard?!!! Pieces of shit!!

Those LAN port splitter are getting out hand

This is so mean

He is going places.

Me: *Watching a movie*

Main Character: "Oh no, we have to hack the CIA to figure out how this machine works! Hacker girl, do the stuff"

Hacker Girl: "Consider it done!"

Hacker Girl: *Opens Linux bash*

Hacker Girl: *types 'mkdir Hack_CIA'

Hacker Girl: "They have two-factor authentication in place, this is going to be a hard one."

Hacker Girl: *Types 'cd Hack_CIA'*

Hacker Girl: "I'm in!"

Me: "..."

Friend: "Wow, so well done, so realistic!"

Me: *Dies*

So true

Oh shit

This is my motivation.

When I say I'm coding, what I *actually* mean is screw around with my .vimrc and color scheme for 6 hours.