................. Are you actually kidding me?

So, this guy at our presentation pronounced a <website>.org as orgy, all hell broke loose! 😂😂

Get yo bitch ass outta here.

Oh how very relatable!

Respect ++

*Reinstalls devrant
*Double taps some rants
DevRant: Dood did you know that you can DOUBLE TAP rants to updoot!?!

Classic

Motivational quote!!!!

Brain, stop. Please just stop coming up with new ideas for one fucking second.

I wish I could implement them all but I have never finished a side project ever.

Please. Just. Fucking. Give. Me. A. Fucking. Rest. Right. Now. And. Stop, Coming. Up. With. New. Project. Ideas.

😫😡

This happens when production issue comes between Onam (Hindu festival) celebration.

Java 😂😂😂

Ok peeps, this is it!

I have completed my contribution to community projects! Wanted to share with you guys...

I was so impressed/inspired with @ChappIO 's www.jsRant.com project that I wanted to create something similar.

So I created an XML stylized stream of rants, in dark theme.

It also reflects how I feel as software developer with my current knowledge - kinda derelict old school!

The underlying tech is Asp.net core 1.1, using my own .net core API wrapper.

So, here it is:
Http://xmlRant.com

Came home to visit parents
Dad - Internet on my laptop isn't working (I switched him on a Ubuntu platform because he picked up a hobby of mining for viruses while doing..... "research" )
Me - did you mess with your networking settings again
Dad - (Defensible sounding) Noou
Me - (looking at settings, networking is switched off)
Me circa 3am - writing a python script to check for this automatically cos fml this is basic
Thanks for listening

Implementing a neural network trained with a genetic algorithm from scratch, no libs or frameworks. It was intense.

"Are you running android?"
"No Samsung"
"So your OS is android"
"No Samsung"

Lol, they just used the win10 logo as windows😂😂

:(
Why google ?

Recruiter emailed me later this day. (had my first job interview today for a Linux Support Engineer position).

He said he thinks he might have some good news. I am nervous. Fingers crossed 😰

Can totally relate to this

Being honest in an interview:

- Can you work under pressure?
- I can, but I'd rather not.

Apple: Born to be fruit

Linux/Unix: Born to be root

Windows: Born to re boot

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Hey everyone - tonight we performed a database upgrade and unfortunately there were a few "surprise" breaking changes to the query language we use that weren't caught during testing. Once they were discovered after the upgrade. The queries were corrected within a few minutes. You might have noticed some issues with commenting, voting, etc.

On this note, please let me know if you notice anything suspicious like errors when trying to perform normal actions, or anything at all. I appreciate any reports since it's a bit tricky for us to cover every last part of the app alone, though I think we went through most of it. Thanks and please let me know if you have any questions!

!rant
Since I only have internet access via mobile phone on the way, the bandwidth varies from place to place.

Only one suggestion for all those who use NPM and do not have the space to clone the entire repository (almost 2 TB) or have a slow internet connection.

Modserv (https://github.com/wmhilton/modserv). Works flawlessly and saves a huge amount of data volume.

I've been using it for almost six months without a single problem.

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

Have you ever wondered we programmers have so many strong communities.... Stackoverflow, devRant, Reditt, etc...
No other profession has such communities... Why? Why?
Because, we haven't built one for them.... 😂😁

Linux distributions.

If Programming Languages Were Girls:

Java: Your current girlfriend, you've been going steady for a while now. Things are okay.

Kotlin: The girl Java finds you cheating on, she's just amazing, and you wish you'd met her sooner.

Visual Basic: The girl you accidentally started a relationship with because you didn't know how to say no. But quickly realised your mistake and regretted it.

JavaScript: A childhood friend you occasionally hook up with. But you could never settle for a relationship with them.

Python: A bossy, manipulative girl who quickly turned things sour. But everyone else loves her because of her huge libraries.
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My and a co worker were joking the other day about what programming languages would be like if they were girls. This is what we came up with (Original inspiration: the Distracted Boyfriend meme (Feel free to add your own!)).

"A real warrior never quits!"
--all vim users apparently.

IT guys

A young guy I work with burst into tears today, I had no idea what happened so I tried to comfort him and ask what was up.

It appears his main client had gone nuts with him because they wanted him to make an internet toolbar (think Ask.com) and he politely informed them toolbars doesn't really exist anymore and it wouldn't work on things like modern browsers or mobile devices.

Being given a polite but honest opinion was obviously something the client wasn't used to and knowing the guy was a young and fairly inexperienced, they started throwing very personal insults and asking him exactly what he knows about things (a lot more than them).

So being the big, bold, handsome senior developer I am, I immediately phoned the client back and told them to either come speak to me face-to-face and apologise to him in person or we'd terminate there contract with immediate effect. They're coming down tomorrow...

So part my rant, part a rant on behalf of a young developer who did nothing wrong and was treated like shit, I think we've all been there.

We'll see how this goes! Who the hell wants a toolbar anyway?!