That moment when you read, bootstrap 4 is framework ( 3 was library ) 😐

I have so much work to do...

And here I am, watching Top 10 building demolitions on YouTube.

Never gonna happen ..

!rant

when you are the system admin but mysql won't believe that.

Sometimes I'm lazy and if I'm writing unit tests and there's a complicated case to test I'll just skip it.

Oh my god, I'm basically at the verge of self-destruction! I've been trying all day to set up a simple Node server with react, but it's never that easy, is it? You need Babel to transpile ES6 + JSX to ES5, and then you need Webpack for god knows what reasons, and there are so man configuration files and options, and there are 1000 tutorials with 1001 ways to do something. I've created probably 20 new project because when I complete a tutorial and try to do something on my own, all hell is loose and I get some cryptic error message and am unable to ever get it to work. Holy cow, I need a drink... Am I just a retard? Greetings from Norway, by the way!

National Health Service (nhs) in the UK got hacked today... Workers at the hospitals could not access patient and appointment related data... How big a cheapskate you gotta be to hack a free public health service that is almost dying for fund shortages anyway...

Everytime

... fucking timezones

Coding IS the distraction… from my English book and history essay

such table
very drop
much production
many customer
very pissed

Protip: always check for snarky comments before pushing

When your project manager calls you more than your girlfriend :|

When you are a developer and still have a compulsory dress code - FORMAL CLOTHES

When you have more '+1' on devRant than Stack Overflow :|

Bug types:
- hardware 1%
- software 5%
- peopleware 94%

Project management

Works on every machine except the QA.

No, I'm not going to approve your one-line fix. It will introduce more problems in the future. Fix it the way we agreed on this morning!

Ancient rants

She: What are you getting from writing code all day?

Me: Lots of compilation errors
and sadness

<rant>
Freelance employers should learn that a "full stack" developer does not equal "fully proficient and experienced in everything code and comp. related". ESPECIALLY if the job pays less than 6£ an hour.
</rant>

when you friends ask you about hacking someone's Facebook account.

Do we want a dark theme for DevRant?

Reading code you wrote when you first started programming

"You're charging so much for a work you did so little time. "

"It took me years to learn how do that in so little time"

The IE version of any website should automatically direct users to a link to download a better web browser

I really don't get people that use their IDEs with white backgrounds. How do they manage to keep their eyes from frying?!

"Darling, I can't open this jar."
"Download and install Java first, sweety."
"Oh..."

**office**
*knock knock*
Sorry, permission denied: only officials allowed
*sudo knock knock*
*door opens slowly*