My teacher shouted at me - "Go to hell".
What really hurt me was 'goto'.

I am a full stack developer....

Truth be told. I'm funnier on the internet, but damn am I weird and socially awkward in real life.

"I won't need math to make games!"

Just realized humans are 0 indexed. Our first year on earth we are 0 years old.

It has to be the community. Just look at devRant - an open community where - unlike on the rest of the internet - people are friendly and warm. Then there's the concept of open source and GitHub, where people post large and complex projects for free and even the smallest of developers can create issues and pull requests (shouldn't they be called push requests though?) - no other profession will help others out in over 15 million different ways.

Critical issue

Dealing with a client that won't pay:

Add opacity to the body tag and increase it every day until the site completely fades away...

After 3 years finally taking an actual holiday... I don't have my computer with me, no access to work, no WiFi... Just my beautiful family, the beach and a beautiful resort to explore.

Does anyone watch DevWars on Twitch?

It might be the nerdiest thing I've ever watched or let into my life. However, it's really cool and I highly recommend it if you're a web developer

An old client reappeared the other day wanting his Flash website updated to HTML5. He didn't want to pay because "It is exactly the same, just needs to work on tablets.".

After several months on the job hunt with some discouraging rejections, I finally got an offer! Thank you all for inspiring me to keep learning and to stay humble. I've been stuck in a role where I feel overworked and unappreciated, with no room to grow. Excited for this next challenge and new beginnings! 😊

Me after my first "Hello World!" program in C.

Never had a client who has not done this...

"Yes I know we are releasing tomorrow but do you mind if we make these 46 tiny changes real quick?"

My dad just heard about the Iphone7

He wants me to create an Iphone8 because I study things with computers and technology stuff.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

One thing that pisses every dev off I know!

Project Managers who think making any changes takes 30 seconds.

"No Susan, changing the site isn't as simple as changing your f**king Facebook status!!"

Windows is smart. Be like Windows.

For windows people

I went outside once, the graphics were amazing but the gameplay and story sucked!

Dad: What are you doing with your life?

Me: Enjoying it. Can you say the same?

My dad degrades me for my programming because he's from 'that generation.' Fuck him, Imma do what I enjoy, cause I'm damn well sure I don't want to end up like him.

["Hip","Hip"]

//Hip Hip Array

Today I figured out how to remotely control my student's computers and how to send them messages when they're not doing the right thing

Sometimes I envy frontend developers because the very nature of their role involves rapid change. Then I remember that backend devs can practically get away with murder and the customer will be none the wiser.

all other pleasures seem to pale in comparison to the thrill of watching your code work as intended

oh my god... I NEED THIS
(https://kickstarter.com/projects/...)

Discovered Mr. Robot. Productivty went like 📉 💥

I remember my first software engineer internship, the boss was terrible. He was cheap and only hired interns we had 0 guidance. This mother fucker would say shit in meetings like "hey we should start providing DBAAS, similar to DynamoDB start researching it I want a prototype by Wednesday" Wtf this guy is nuts. The overall product was suppose to be a fucking virtual machine hosting platform to compete with AWS, Digital Ocean, RackSpace etc designed by BS computer science interns lol. This guy tells us in a meeting one day "You know what's the difference between those guys (the competitors) and us?" We all looked around lost. This pompous ass hole says "Me , that's the difference you guys have me " 😂 what a fucking joke , not to mention all he has is a shitty math degree from a bullshit no name college in India, no developing experience what so ever. Man o man I never met anyone that was so fucking stupid but thought they were so fucking smart

Ex-Machina just blew my mind!!! Anybody interested in AI please give it a watch. It's just awesome. 😁