~TCP~
A: SYN
B: ACK/SYN
A: ACK

~The French~
A: Ça va ?
B: Ça va / Ça va ?
À: Ça va

Unambiguity scores:
TCP - 1
French - 0

Random guy : Well I'm not tracked on the internet, I use private tabs.
Me : Well, I'm not sleeping with your mom, I use condoms

Chuck Norris can compile CSS into an executable file.

I got accepted to CTU in Prague! (ČVUT)
Yay! 🎉🎉🎉

I can throw an exception further than anyone else...
Just saying

To all 8086s out there 😂

My shower renders temperature as a boolean. 😩

I was giving an interview this other day and I was sharing my screen with the interviewer.

Interviewer 😦: Is this linux you are using?
Me 😅: Ah yes. Since this is a coding round I am not comfortable on windows for coding.
Interviewer 😳: And this is your personal laptop?
Me 😁: Yes, since the only use of windows is primarily to play games and the games I play are usually supported on linux, I dont see any reason why my daily driver should be anything other than linux.
Interviewer 😯: What distro is this?? Looks cool.
Me 😆: Its Ubuntu with KDE Plasma. There are some really cool things in here which actually make my life quite easier.
Interviewer ☺️: I must check this out today itself. Lets start with the interview then.
Me 😊: *Blushing in my mind

And this is how you score some instant brownie points in an interview. Actually if truth be told, that laptop was actually my work laptop and my personal laptop has windows on it because nvidia and Assassin's Creed.

Bought a calligraphy set.

At a meeting, supress the instinct to throw a whiteboard eraser to the customer.

She said YES 😍❤️😃

https://linu.xxx

I finally own that domain name!

Any ideas on what to do with it?

She said yes :D

Anyone else lazy tap twice a rant to ++ it but it opens the rant twice??

Merch package signed by dfox himself :D
Maybe I should keep that part, should we ever blow up like Facebook hehehe

I code
Therefore
I rant

This is a place in switzerland... i felt the power...

Yes please

Thanks! For the reminder :D
Got this result when searching for localhost:3000.

People are awesome!!

>Do you speak Latin?
>Yes ofc
>Wow! Tell me something in Latin
>"Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet...."
> :O

YouTube comments at it's best

Nice...

If you refactor code and make it worse, did you refucktor it?

That's the exact question that came to me 2 years back when I was also going to go to sleep early tonight

Lol ok I had to post

git commit suicide

Stack overflow :D

No need to sleep

Git. Version Control for the win.

Mood...