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LOL. That moment you realize sales has promised a feature you haven't even thought of implementing in to the product

Saw-ftware engineering horror movie concepts

>Asks client if the proxy can use self-signed cert
>Client agrees, no problem
>Deploys
>Client complains about "an error they're getting"
>The error: "Error in connection establishment: net::ERR_CERT_AUTHORITY_INVALID"

:|
Am I a joke to you? Or am I just talking to a brick wall over there?

Two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, “So what’ll it be?”
The first string says, “I think I’ll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu”
“Please excuse my friend,” the second string says. “He isn’t null-terminated.”

 

The reason I choose only devRant over other platforms can be seen through the sane reaction to the GitHub controversy.

It's good to know that, when your fucking job isn't on the line, people become normal.

Who guards the guardians?

Something's not right here.

Yep, I need to buy this book.

When trying to find a top rant but it doesnt sort on top ++'s.

7/4/2018

I can never read this date properly

Is this 7th april
Or is this 4th july????

Fuck your american date format

Today I closed my first support ticket! :D
It feels fucking good!

My code couldnt compile because i declared a field as pubic instead of public

Been away from devrant for almost 8 months, and all these months the app was sitting idle on my phone.

Now, since I am part of industry and have a terrible boss, I am back to throw some anger

Yeah ofcourse, Gotta be today's special 😂😂😅

Nasa space apps challenge. Come with innovative ideas and have a option to win.

Current mood:
That irksome moment when you want to rant and vent about a particular workplace incident but wonder if your coworkers are on devrant too.
And they certainly might figure out no matter how cryptic you are.
*puts mask back on*

!rant

Just came across the NERSC Docs (https://docs.nersc.gov), absolutely wonderful open source docs by the National Energy Research Scientific Computing Center.

I believe they were written as a guide for people that would be using their super computers, but it's a very good linux beginners guide.

Plus, it looks nice (no visible dark mode tho...).

Hey Microsoft:

It’s time to murder the everliving f out of the pathetic existence that remains of Internet Explorer.

I’m stick of worrying about supporting a dying browser. Pull the plug and let the morons who refused the past ten years to make their systems compatible with more than one browser suffer the consequences. It was their own damn fault after all.

Doge cate

Some people refactor because feature updates need to be optimized throughout the code base.

I refactor because I am terrible at planning.

Backups is the most important thing, but there is something more important then that. Making sure your actually backing up the files your paying to back up. Now im stuck waiting on 4 2tb drives in raid 6 connected over sata 2 to be recovered because a raid card failed but the drives are still good. Estimated time over 3 days.

Reality TV currently showing in channel sucks so I ended up watching a talk in YouTube from 2007

Today I found somebodies phone... Together with his bank cards in the flip protection wallet ... I was able to turn it on and charge it so I awaited a call and now through the caller I was able to return it to its owner within 2 hours of finding it 🥰 got a nice bottle of booze as a reward

Day started out great. In the middle of developing an app, we had to evacuate due to bomb threat, and now we're not allowed to go home. A moped with explosives, mixed with nails had been found. Fml

* Got an epileptic seizure
* fell down
* broke my left humerus top to 3 pieces
* bone pieces will be held together with titanium plates/screws tomorrow with surgery
* need some good wishes although I am hardcore materialist
* thanks in advance.

Pushed to master on a Friday!

I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

Sprint release -

Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear