Gillette Excel

So I picked up my nephew from his kindergarten and he told me that forks have round holes.
I laughed and said that forks don't have holes, otherwise the food would fall down through them.

It turs out that he was right and I was wrong.

Thanks @dfox for adding the double tap to upvote feature, I mean, bug. You're a saint

Aint a rant though
But I woke up today and the first thing I saw was my first Android app reaching 5 digits (10017) downloads figure with 4.73 stars. :D
Couldnt be happier.

// Not a rant !

But I like puns. And even more programming puns.

I think you guys will find this very useful

When my supervisor instructs me to install PuTTY for Linux to ssh into the company server...

Never underestimate the end user

That moment you do "close all tabs" after solving a bug 🐛

Starting to hate resharper for visual studio 2015. Pushes studio memory consumption up by almost 1/2gb with a moderately sized solution. Come on jetbrains sort it out we know it's coz you won't integrate with roslyn.

Doesn't help that vs is still 32bit with a 1.5mb memory cap that will kill the process ...... And Microsoft please sort that shit out as well,32bit app on a 64bit system .... Come on WTF.....

You two sort your shit out 😡

I created an open-source module for Angular about a year ago, which is now used in a real project for a big client by someone else! What a great feeling.

Just had to tell someone, my friends and family doesn't understand this code stuff.

Real life scripts

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

Maintaining frontend IE compatibility...

Real life recursion

Had a company BBQ lunch today then someone turned on some dumb movie and everyone is sitting around laughing at it. I'm like how soon can I leave and get back to coding without looking rude....

if-els jajaja

knock knock
race condition
who is there?

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