Most of maths and physics, and by implication most of everything.

Women. Humans. Body language, facial expressions etc.

Marketing.

How anyone could think a language with significant whitespace is easy to use.

This morning, copilot is really keen for me to insert a secret it found in the local .env file into as many places as possible.

So I start typing process.env.API_K...

Hey! I've got a great idea! I found the key when I was going through your stuff! Let's put it in the code as a hard-coded default in case the environment variable is blank! Aren't I a clever robot!

How about no, you fucking great penis.

> she works in a hospital

So b2 has finally decided to see a shrink? About bloody time.

Giving the patient candy to earn his trust is a good move, and the fact that he is merely fantasising about kissing her and nothing more explicit suggests that his delusions may be reducing in intensity.

What a load of cobblers.

If you're running a brothel, don't beat about the bush, just come out and say it.

https://youtube.com/watch/...

@Lensflare So singles and doubles tennis (1-tuples and 2-tuples) are straightforward enough: to get the probability that the ball is returned you sum up the probability that each player returns the ball, over the set of n players. Generalising that to n-tuples is simple.

But what if, instead of summing over a set of n players, we integrate over a path of length z in complex space?

I'm not sure what comes next though.

This reminds me of the time I tried to come up with rules for mixed n-tuples tennis, and then tried to further generalise it to z-tuples for complex z.

I might have to revisit that, actually.

Life right now, in the wise words of Patches O'Houlihan, is like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob.

Stop putting random stuff up your Aristotle, where do you expect it to go?

Two fruits? What's your entropy source?

I have never performed cunnilingus on anyone from New Zealand.

Also spherical geometry can be a slippery fish.

Shit, isn't it.

On the positive side, in the afterlife you will be presented with every recruiter who has ever ghosted you, and a massive rubber cock.

I have always struggled to take anyone with the title "Scrum Master" seriously.

@kiki He should be pleased to be in the non-Gill category given what Eric was into.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

And font designers are divided into Eric Gill and everyone else.

There seems to be a gap in the market for AI-enabled kitchen mixers.

If only I knew how to sell things to people.

@cafecortado Now that he's disappeared, the rest of us need to provide more dad jokes.

Don't try to sell stuff. Especially not if it's a low-code/no-code mobile app dev platform.

Wait, you're not @kiki...

@Lensflare They've been waiting for the 17th record to insert since 2018.

If you can make one shaped like a cock and balls then you've got a sale.

What is the significance of those two \u2010 characters in amongst the normal minus signs?

I think "arse".

@cafecortado WOTD: ultimater.

Madness. That setup where you scan the qr code on the table and order and pay without having to talk to anyone is the way to go.

@Root I can't be doing with spiders generally.

@lorentz Slowest?

foreach (var c in new[] { " and ", columnExpression, " like ", valueExpression }.SelectMany(x => x)) filter.Append(c);

More realistic:

p1: I need to you roll a dice for me.

p2: OK, give me the dice.

p1: No, first you have to tell me what the score's going to be.

p2: I haven't even seen the dice yet, it could be anything.

p1: You can at least give me an idea, I need it for this spreadsheet.

p2: Alright, I'll be surprised if it's less than 1 or more than 6.

p1: Come on, everyone else is taking this seriously, why can't you?

p2: Ffs. Ok, it's going to be a 4.

p1: Thank you, that wasn't so hard now was it? Here's the dice.

p2: Wait, this is one of those joke dice with sex positions on it.