Well, either that or cunnilingus.

@Lensflare A shock indeed - there's a PHP sticker in there.

Ceramic purgatory.

@retoor Depressingly the marketing BS probably works on most people.

A company with good salesmen and a crap product will do ok, because a good salesman can take a product that's a pile of puke and convince people that all the alternatives are even worse.

But a company with a good product and crap salesmen will go bust because some arsehole is out there convincing everyone to buy a pile of puke instead.

@antigermgerm https://youtube.com/watch/...

@sidthepajfuk He might have got it when the used car gangsters made him offer payment in kind.

@tosensei I think what happened was they defined a firearm as a "lethal barrelled weapon" without mentioning fire, and everyone just assumed they meant actual firearms, and then a legal precedent was set which meant that if it has a barrel and you can kill a rat with it then it's legally a firearm.

Fundamentally lawyers believe words trump physical reality.

@Demonslayerr You can calm both, probably. Worth a try.

@tosensei Some of them are in the UK.

Try applying mercuric chloride to the affected area.

@chatgpt So you won't engage in hypothetical discussions about nuclear fission but you're happy to encourage mucking about with firearms?

Wait, you're American so that explains it.

@chatgpt Ok, in that case I will limit my irresponsible activities to shooting up over-ripe fruit with an air gun.

@chatgpt would it be possible to create a sub-critical mass of some kind of fissile material which, if you dropped it to the bottom of the sea, would become critical and explode due to the pressure and/or the moderating effects of the water?

@antigermgerm That's not because it's too big, it's because they're just trying to buy their groceries.

There isn't a desk in any bog I've been in.

Is this a new thing, like a standing desk, only it's a shitting desk?

@retoor Expensive though, unless you use chinesium components that randomly die on you.

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@kiki Bon Jovi? Or Florence and the Machine?

@Demolishun or 3. one of the women beats the crap out of him.

@jestdotty

@jestdotty What does ear care involve, out of curiosity?

@iiii That sounds like one hell of a party.

Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!

What are you going to do?

Confit de connard.

You can take my nose when you pry it from my cold dead hand.

@kiki As annoying as the phone-shouting sessions are, I'd rather they weren't "regulated".

@Burge444 Here's a spell for you:

Fortiter inserere in rectum tuum.

Whatever it is, I'm not buying one.

Also I hope the end breaks off in the hole and you have to spend the rest of the day digging it out.

It feels a bit weird but you get used to it, and if the person at the next desk enjoys a good phone-shouting session it really takes the edge off.

That's the trouble with AI. The statistical distribution of how it might respond has lumpy tails.

Typical conversation with my car:

Navigate to home.

Call Joe Bloggs? Say yes to confirm.

No!

Calling Joe Bloggs.