Also rabbits apparently.

@jestdotty Sounds like the Missouri F12 hacker.

Never report security holes unless you've been paid to pen test, too risky. People are stupid.

There's an article on their blog titled "Bluestock fintech is real company".

You need to be a bit more subtle about this.

@JsonBoa You can see all sorts if you open one up. There was this little tube with branches coming off it.

@chatgpt If Bluetooth was a person, roughly what would be the likelihood that Bluetooth would enjoy performing fellatio?

You can get in trouble for mansplaining these days.

Madam Chairperson, honourable committee members, I humbly request that I should be exempt from medical assistance in dying because...

You're hawking eye surgery by posting ad spam so I can see why you're looking for people who don't see the point of staying alive.

Not me.

@Demolishun All the people, so many people.

OGGY OGGY OGGY!

Otters and bears, or just an otter?

@chatgpt Someone is suggesting that you can't make a hot dog with salami. I find that as objectionable as the factorial function only being defined over the natural numbers. What kind of salami could be used to make a hot dog?

I've tried to interpret that 3 times and now my balls hurt.

90s Microsoft was far worse.

On special occasions I tie it round my neck in a flamboyant bow.

@Demolishun That gives me an idea: https://blackivorycoffee.com/

Wait, I thought everyone did that?

Soon it will be -128 years old.

This appeared in one of the meeting rooms the other day. I call him Dickie Mouse.

@chatgpt Given the rate of human progress over the last 100 years - antibiotics, space flight, computing - is it reasonable to conjecture that at some point in the next 100 years people will cease to find it amusing to draw a cock and balls on things, or is that too much to expect?

Full disclosure: I also find it amusing.

Leck mir den Arsch.

@Demolishun chacun a son goût.

@Demolishun Why don't you want chicks who look like Lizzo in your games? Just out of curiosity.

Do you mean you've got some feedback on how the business process can be made leaner and more agile?

And you'd like to circle it back through the inter-agile-team communication channels and bounce it off the C suite with a view to getting it baselined in the next iteration of the plan on a page?

Is that right?

Deine Mutter, du Arschficktrottel.

I just made that up. Hope you like it.

@CaptainRant That guy is beating up his computer because the columns were in a different order to what he thought and he's just realised his script has been going to the toilet in the database for the last 3 days.

@cuddlyogre Either that or a lefty.

Piss flaps.

Pay transparency means you can't pay the quiet but effective person on your team fairly.