There you go, @ayesha1379. Behold the revealed wisdom of the verbal fleshlight.

@chatgpt How to Implement ChatGPT Integration Services Effectively?

In Rust, you can do:

let x = "blah blah";

let x = x.len();

And a name that used to mean one thing now means a completely different type of thing, and if you try to use it to mean the earlier thing the compiler complains.

It makes perfect sense, and in some ways it's quite elegant, but it can be bloody confusing.

All the best hackers use wix.

I'm damned if I'm getting married again, but in case anyone else is considering it, remember to factor in the likely cost of the eventual divorce into your budgeting decisions.

Lavish ballroom reception my arse.

Bonus points for "fuck off", but "no" is acceptable.

The correct answer to this question is "No".

I can't imagine what kind of client demo would result in a sore arse but hopefully they pay well.

I hope you got an AI to generate than because if someone went to the trouble of designing it themselves then that's tragic.

Diet can make a big difference.

In your case if you've been ingesting prodigious quantities of goat semen that could explain everything.

My day rate in situations where the client is a cunt is £2500 if that helps.

You can keep your Kurwa Maids, you dirty wee shite.

Use a 12-bore. It's cathartic.

I bet your trombones are all rusty.

@lorentz Up to a point.

For example, if I spent half an hour calling IIS a bitch until it randomly started working again, then I might put on my CV that I spearheaded investigation of a P1 incident impacting our web infrastructure to deliver a hotfix in near real time (actually I wouldn't because I don't want to go to Hell).

But copilot isn't just embellishing stuff, it's casting off the shackles of reality and considering what looks right in that context, even if it's completely unrelated to anything that actually happened.

It's as if Tony Blair launched a career coaching service.

Without looking at the site, I can confidently say that I would not give you the steam off my piss if you were dying of thirst.

@antigermanist The Australian Army took on a bunch of emus in the 1930s and they got their arses handed to them.

I can tell you've never had the misfortune to command a regiment of kangaroos.

@Lensflare It will have been replaced with half a dozen LLMs talking to each other.

@netikras That's what I thought. You'd want to wash it really carefully afterwards.

Où est le papier?

Où est le papier?

Monsieur, Monsieur, J'ai fait manure!

Où est le papier?

A few years ago I was demoing something to management, sharing my screen, had to show them an email alert the thing had generated.

The selected email when I flipped to Outlook had the subject line "I could pull a better UI out of my arse".

I'm not sure what you're selling but you can keep it.

@Liebranca He's been quiet since then. My theory is he made a move and she gave him a hiding.

Burn it down and sow the ground with salt.

In 1998 I ate a doner kebab whilst sober enough to actually register the flavour and texture of the damn thing. Big mistake. Absolutely rank. Haven't touched one since.

@Lensflare You mean the iPlug pro 15-inch?

@Lensflare I don't want to tell bot retoor to fuck off because actual @retoor might come after me with a rubber duck.

A certain sort of client would be comforted by having their data in a separate DB. I'd be tempted to offer it as an optional extra.

If you automate the schema migrations then you can handle N databases as easily as 1. If you don't, then it'll bite you in the arse even if there's only 1.

@jestdotty Judging a plastic duck that's been shoved up someone's mary for therapeutic purposes as self-respecting or not.