@C0D4 so basically the Open source approach? I feel it would slow down tremendously at first until everyone would get the hang of it but I like the idea

@nitwhiz we use GitHub and yes that's what protected branches are for. You could easily wildcard protect any branch, but I was asking If anyone had other ideas 😋

Reminds me of the way I used to rationalize not to use git back when I was starting out which prevented me from learning it properly for quite a while.

@yellow-dog safe

There are usually a lot of tutorials for beginners but the more advanced the topics get, the sparser the tutorials are and I'd say the higher your chance of sticking out of the pile of tutorials

@Parzi you're obviously trolling. At least I hope so

You'll receive a unix timestamp (seconds) and the amount of used TP for that day.
In a second iteration I'll add a websocket so you'll be notified everytime I wipe my ass.

@2Large If you make an appropriate Dashboard, I'll make the don-rager "shitty api"

All hail ScriptCoded! Our (hopefully benevolent) god of weather!
🌬️🌊🌫️☀️🌤️⛅🌥️🌦️🌧️⛈️🌩️

It's fucking sunday. Your clients should know you have a life

That's what I miss about working in the office. Having another pair of ears and brain that I can abuse

Sacrifice someone to Satan. Works every time 66.6% of the time

Phew you almost Had me

10/10 on the "would not want to be seen with this in public" scale

I Had two recruiters literally offering "maximize your chances during the crisis!" Bullshit

Why should that be cheating? Are gamedevs cheating when using Game engines like Unreal? Are ML engineers cheating when using PyTorch? Is a cook cheating when He uses bought knives instead of forging his own knives?

@stop Sounds good in theory but actually IHK couldn't give less of a fuck about apprentices losing their job during apprenticeship. Had a friend to whom that happened mid year 2 and he was told to just find something else then and start again at year 1...

@Stuxnet it's not like any gay dude is automatically some Kind of social justice Warrior who claims he's special because he likes dicks instead of vaginas. It takes a special of retard to be openly thinking that way

Sexual orientation is literally fucking personal. That's the only Part of their requirements that ist extremely personal but they're still cunts for offering people discounts to be willing to answer that.

I hate the fact that they make discounts depend on extremely personal data. Why should anyone trust them to handle that data properly?

Did He tell you that on April Fool's?

Having to refactor stuff is the result of me having been lazy. It's a vicious cycle

The fair solution would be to either pay overtime whenever the agreed upon weekly/monthly work time is exceeded or to stop having Work hours in contract and pay based on actual workload. The second option is ridiculous so I think the only fair solution is the first one.
#changemymind #fuckhashtags

@Demolishun people Track all sorts of things. I began tracking my toilet paper usage. Ever since I started that I noticed how long a Roll actually lasts and based on that data I developed even more hate for those retarded panic buying shithead cunts.

Since when is Vanilla CSS Clean? I have never seen a single large project with easily maintainable vanilla css.

What exactly is the question here? You just need to find the proper socket io implementation for your backend and there are loads of them

I didn't say that was the only reason ;)

@vintprox the biggest reason JS sucks ass imho is that most people that use it are just simply shitty programmers i.e. designers that will get praise from Management for being able to integrate their design into the Code base fast, but have no clue of abstraction, composition, testing, maintainability, etc.

Vala morghulis

For me it's the other way around... :(
My boss is a caffeine addict. There are TWO portafilter espresso machines in the office with all kinds of fancy roasts and a milk heater+foamer

All I have at home is instant coffee... Fuck :/