Used to Google all my `man` pages... Don't really know why. Formatting maybe. Then I typed `man date`... I use `man` for my `man` pages now.

vi and emacs are for teh noobz:

echo "{100 lines of teh codez}" > path/to.file

0. The conference room TV has no sound.
1. I submit ticket to Facilities.
10. Facilities closes ticket saying that's up to Service Desk.
11. I submit ticket to Service Desk
100. Service Desk closes ticket saying that up to Facilities
110. ???
111. Profit

Windows is probably good now...

And Real Player probably isn't buffering anymore either.

Still don't want to try either.

45 minutes into a technical presentation called "Architecture Meets Design", I realized the guy built houses.

Too much coding;
Can't punctuate like a human anymore;
Keep trying to end everything with ";\n";
At least I don't use ASI

Mongoose: putting the "SQL" back into noSQL since 2010

Just a

try {
adult()
} catch (e) {
backToBed()
}

Kind of day