I have been getting a lot of angry glances in meetings since my latest laptop sticker :D

The bugs have learned to hide

The struggle is real

I'm a self deprecating PHP developer.

..there's a decent pun in this thought, somewhere..

If any programmer tells you that you are number 1 on his life, don't trust him.. most of us start counting from zero. haha

Here is why

Made my first fractal tree

Happened just now:
Client: Please remove this page from the site ASAP, and tell me when its done.
Me: Done
Client: what's wrong am getting an error code(404) when I click on the link.

Am not sure how to reply to that

Shouldn't a friend class be called a friends-with-benefits class, since it can touch their private members? 🤔🤔🤔

Another gem from r/ProgrammerHumor

Gary's a prick

Programmer's hardest tasks..

Think twice before making a time estimate.

Then multiply that by two.

Fixing bugs on the production server..

HTML - hot tomato monkey language
CSS - crazy stupid script
PHP - per hour pay
JS - just scream
JAVA - just a valid acronym
C# - see sharply
Objective C - OOP cash
C - cash
C++ - cash++

Fucking clients:/

Confession: I am not a dev, I actually work on an IT helpdesk telling people how to turn on their PC's everyday.
It's soul destroying!!

My boyfriend is an Apple dev though, and I only joined DevRant to see if it would help me understand what he talks about 24/7...
I have very basic coding knowledge but still find this all so fascinating!
You guys are so smart, and can literally create anything in the blink of an eye.
Why are you guys generally so very under appreciated??
You also have a fantastic sense of humour! Haven't laughed at so many nerd-jokes in years!

Loving DevRant so far!
Keep up the great work! :)

How to check if a number is negative.

George R.R. Martin approves Linux as the most friendly OS.

Mine second one!

This is why I remember the network's levels

This stackoverflow answer
😂😂😂

/^\🙏.*$/g

Well yeah. He is right!

Sheer cruel🤣🤣🤣

Raise your hand if you visit Devrant atleast before sleeping and after waking up.

My boss to me: Holy shit dude I think you have very serious case of OCD.

Me: :/

😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

There is code reuse and then there is stupidity. This npm module has 4 dependents and 2 dependencies.

How freelancing negotiations work...