HTML - hot tomato monkey language
CSS - crazy stupid script
PHP - per hour pay
JS - just scream
JAVA - just a valid acronym
C# - see sharply
Objective C - OOP cash
C - cash
C++ - cash++

This an original?
If yes, awesome mate;
Elif no, good find;

@A-0-C Yeah, just came up with it while waiting in a coffee shop.

*CSS = cascading style shit. Or better cascading shit shit.

@rayanon Or shit shit shit

Or just shit

Youre searching for: Crap shit sheet

This needs to go to the wall in front of my face.

no

and py ? ^^

Everyone knows that HTML means "How To Meet Ladies", although it's still not proven.

@grosten I tried that, it didn't work. You know what works, PHP variables like these, $money. Or C++ variables like, double money, long long money;

Just talk about server speed and cloud computing in general, latency, scalability, etc. That seems to get their attention pretty fast without much data error.

@AlgoRythm cheat sheet shit

@SHA-256 I just came up with one for you. It's not an acronym, so I didn't include it in the original post.

Python - personal flYing maraTHON

If you don't know what I mean, research how Python got its name.

@grosten maybe we are doing something wrong in the semantics that's why we don't meet ladies.

@error503 Yeah probably, there could not be any other reason, right?

@error503 Must be, we need to deal with our pragmatics a little more.

It should rather be ++cash, shouldn't it? :>

@iLoveJS-jk No, you code first than it increases as you get the money.

The Java one was absolutely true though

The new C++.NET should be...
C++.HBD
C more . hdb
C mo, hbd
CASH ME OUTSIDE, HOW BOUT DAT?