That's two places ive seen this now
Wtf are they eating ?
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRvkdMnS/

I can reveal the face of god using only CSS.

Fuck this goofy apple magic mouse which i gotta recharge from the bottom making the mouse unusable instead of charging from the sides

I’ve resigned today. 🎆🎇

After I caught COVID-19 my eyesight got really bad. Well, I just got back from the doctor and I need to wear glasses. What's the first thing I did?

[ ] Buy the glasses
[ X ] Put glasses on my devRant avatar

Don't update your pull requests half asleep, I repeat don't.

Now it's 2 AM, I am fully awake regretting my decisions.

WHOOHOO! Cloned/pushed my first repo last night!

WTF intellij DataGrip is way too good. Why didnt anyone tell me this software exists?? I was using the oracle and pgadmin by now. Life could have been so much fking easier if i knew this existed

this pic is just perfect

Ahh i love it. Got myself some stickers and a stressball :).

When you punch a crack into the top of your desk in front of your wife and kids, it’s time to walk away from IM’s for a bit.

Ah, another day, another regression found in a major library

guess i work for all these companies as a volunteer

🤦‍♂️

good thing i'm no where near their 6 figure salaries either.

maybe i should get that 6 figure salary and then eat more salads and steaks at the free food court, type more shitty code on couches, and play more foosball during my approximate 4 hour work day to acheive their software levels

if only i was so good

wtf? can someone explain this?

Step 1: Cancel the meeting.

Every time you write a unit test, a nook loses its cranny.

it sucks!
Fuck asynchronous code because

Another member of the team updated the production JSON configuration of the project with a missing comma, this broke a system that's not yet live and where there aren't any real users (only used for demos/testing).

Instead of having a good laugh about how silly this was, the CTO/CEO removed their write access to production..

When your stackoverflow issue has already 18 pings in one hour.... on a sunday...

someone fucked up a dep and now everyone's gatsby builds aren't working

#rip

Fuck python and its stupid fucking imports.

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

JS Console: user_name is undefined
Señor Dev: can't be the API response has it!
The API response: usre_name

Do you remember GAME LOGO programming language where you can move the turtle around the map and draw lines? Someone made a Lisp out of it!
https://toodle.studio/

Manager: Hey software engineer, how's the project going?

Software Engineer: Good, just debugging my code.

Manager: Debugging? What kind of bug are you trying to fix?

Software Engineer: The ones that make my computer turn into a lava lamp.

Manager: Ha ha, very funny. But seriously, how can I help?

Software Engineer: Well, I need a bigger monitor. My current one doesn't have enough real estate to display all the errors.

Manager: How about a second monitor?

Software Engineer: No, I need a bigger universe.

Manager: I'll see what I can do. In the meantime, keep coding. We have a deadline to meet.

Software Engineer: No problem, I have all the time in the world. I just need to find a way to slow down time.

Manager: I wish I had your optimism. Just let me know if you need anything else.

Software Engineer: How about a unicorn? I heard they're good at coding.

Manager: I'll see what I can do, but in the meantime, stick to using a keyboard.

It’s been 2 years I migrated from PC to Mac for development and today I can boldly say “I found peace on this side”.

Apparently, HERE Maps supports transport via spaceship 😲

I don’t know if this is a joke or not but it’s in the API documentation:

https://developer.here.com/document...

When I was learning to program nearly 15 my years ago I was incorrectly lead to believe that dividing by zero would be a much more common problem.

(Forgot to post this a few days ago. Was just too tired.)

Finally finished the code review from hell.

The patch on top of the PR is +1448 -1114, and nearly all of it is rearchitecting, not moving.

I think I spent six days on it, 4-5 productive hours a day? Seems like a lot. This codebase is a bitch to work in.

I’m spent.

I hate to say it, but GPT-3 has a point.

When your naked sister turns up in a dream that's normally not a good sign

🎉 As of today, I can proudly count myself among the members of the "Killed Prod on A Friday Afternoon" club. 🎉

Always, always, with every estimate in time or resources you or your pm/manager/whatever thinks to need. Multiply that number by pi.

That's a more real-world estimate.