I say thank you to any AI/Voice assistance service I use.

Just so if/when the machines take over humanity, the AI overlords will spare me.

They ate their cake and still expect to have it:

I think my project manager thinks I'm terminally ill or something. I tell him I have weekly appointments at the hospital. It's just therapy. I just told him I have a doctor's appointment I cannot miss so we need to move our meetings. I'm just catching a flight lol. He's very concerned about my health.

So I got an answer on Stack overflow

Answerer basically said "finding the error is tedious so I re-wrote your code"

They changed about 15 lines in their answer. I combed over it and found that I needed just one.

I put an answer myself, saying which line was missing (as the other answer didn't highlight the actual solution, and rather re-implemented my code)

My clear, concise answer was deleted by moderator for "Not adding anything new" (Except what the exact answer was to my problem, I guess)

Not my fucking problem. Make your own Q&A site harder to use, as if I give a fuck.

Someone has to fucking say it.

*devRant was down*

Open devRant to rant about devRant being down

Oh, wait..

Jesus fucking christ, entering w3schools.com (don't ask) and I immediately get a cookie consent thing shoved in my face.

WHY?! Please don't tell me it's so I can get the 'best experience' because that's straight out bullshit. I don't need cookies and you fucking name it to get 'the best fucking experience' while looking up again how that one PHP or HTML or CSS or WHAT-THE-FUCK-EVER thing worked.

E-v-e-r-y GODDAMN site has this nowadays, to 'improve my experience' - I block ads anyways so what's the motherfucking point?!

Mother of FUCKING god.

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Fastest way to make visitors leave your website forever:

VS Code telling me to call it a day.

My Desktop folder just as well be an outhouse for all the shit I dump in there.

LinkedIn: Are you finding difficult to socialize while wearing mask? Here some tips for...

Me: Just shut up! I am enjoying this

This code is huge ! THAT MEANS IT HAS HUGE BUGS !

FIX AND PATCH !

FIX AND PATCH YOUR BUGS !

Basically the reason I want to work on a big codebase one day is to be able to scream that
Winks if you get the reference (just so you know, I didn't read it fully)

C function pointer syntax. Every time I have to look it up!

Java's System.out.println because it's too effing long to write!
And in general, all of Java because you need an MB of code just for Hello World.

I wouldn't say any programming language has a function I hate. More like a strong dislike for the groupies.

Although, I mostly hate Perl as a whole.

Mortal Kombatttttt

Using a light themed IDE is like being a waitress and using high heels.

Light themed IDE doesn't make you look hotter though...

How the fuck are you guys so unable to do anything without Stack Overflow? I didn't evem notice that it was down...

You know you are in silicon valley when you see an ad for redis

Hitler sort: Delete every odd element.

Does the avatars in Devrant perfectly matches your real face?🤔

My first ever salary made with coding came yesterday! 🎁

That moment when you double tap tweet in Twitter to like it. 🙃

Why can't more apps be like devRant!

I think I've been inspired...

Why did I laugh at this for six solid minutes omg I’m at work

folder sizes...

now we know

First tatto things 😂

They lack inventory management

There is a bug in my coffee 🤦🏼‍♂️