I'll just tell the client it's where developers go to complain about difficult bugs in their code...

When you spend too much time in your car

Just spent like ten minutes searching why my api always returned false.
I forgot, that I am using Java and therefore cant compare strings using equal signs 🤦‍♂️

Angular 5 was just released! *Yay*

on a completely unrelated note: does anyone get the versioning/naming scheme of angular?

The most secure firewall.

Algo does it again!

Visual Studio making me want to hit my pc

DON'T. TOUCH. MY. FUCKING. SCREEN.

In my second year,
I told my teacher I can code in in C#(c-sharp).

She replied : C-sharp ? Oh you mean C-hash !

*that day I lost hope in college*

One of the advantages of weakly-typed languages

I mean... Yeah

I started my first ever job with PHP, and I was blown away by how simple it was to pick up. This was in 2006.

I am now looking at some code that was written by contractors in PHP. Holy shit, these guys are worse than the beginner me in 2006! And these are "professional PHP developers".
I am also slowly realizing why everyone and their cat hates PHP :/

The 4 stages of collaboration:

- Stage1:
Hey dude, I setup some online docs and left some instructions / discussion points in slack, but you haven't been logged in. Can you login and have a look when you get a chance?

- Stage 2:
Oh Hey, did you ever get a chance to have a look at those docs / discussion points?

- Stage 3:
Hey, look this is due by close of business tomorrow, can you take spend an hour on it before you leave?

- Stage 4:
*loads shotgun* HEY YOU! ... sit here, login to that ..... STOP CRYING AND HURRY UP ..... see that right there? thats missing your input, you have 15 minutes left ... GO!

I'm fast approaching stage 4 and loading my efficiency shotgun as we speak.

That moment that you can help a customer with a highly technical question for the first time because you read something a year or more ago about that.

That feels awesome!

Boss put some kind of Linux professional certification book on my desk today.

I REALLY HOPE I CAN GET CERTIFIED 😍

when you google your thoughts even if you don't expect to find any result, but surprisingly you discover that you're not alone :')

For new Linux Users...

Me: I love you
Girl: I've a boyfriend
Me: sudo I love you
Girl: I love you too!
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.
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Just an imagination 😢

How developers take Mirror Selfies !

90s - We will use AI to cure cancer in the future..
2017 -

*sigh*

Manager: Hey, this is Junior. he will work with you from now on.
Me: Oh cool, we could use some help.
(moments later...)
Junior: Hey i got this error. Im new with this engine. sorry.
Me: It cool, then you should read the documentation first. its all there. including your error.
Junior: whats documentation?
Me: ...

For all the cunts ever existed! what do they teach to programmers in college these days?!