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About

I'm just a developer 💻
Skills

Go, Java, JavaScript, Kotlin
Location

Eden Prairie, MN
Website

http://dbassett.dev
Github

Deanveloper

Joined devRant on 5/20/2017

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Honestly, after using sublime, atom, brackets, WebStorm, and so many other IDEs/Text Editors, VSCode outshines all of them ❤️

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"You should use Windows server!"

It was a high security project which needed to run very stable. Even the windows sysadmin looked at that guy like 'dude what the actual fuck'.

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"Why are people using Git? It's too complicated. Dropbox can do the same kind of things."

- A fellow CS student at university

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If (Date.isDate(5th of june) {
Me.celebrateBirthday();
}

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I don't get it -.-!

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U got pwned...

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Its a joke
please don't kill me :(

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Fixing bugs on the production server..

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Now we can say that " Hey Siri, open Google Assistant "

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Just had a recruiter turn me down because my GitHub commit frequency wasn't high enough, I asked for a link to the employers GitHub account, "sorry, they don't contribute to open source projects".

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USER: I can't see any data in the page...!
ME: ok, I'll do a check
ME: API calls get no data back. Boss, did you change anything and put it in production?
BOSS: Absolutely not, I just modified the name of what was the "Family" parameter in "Type".
ME: Seems legit. Totally agree. I'm going to lunch. Can you check in the meanwhile why calling the API with "Family" does return nothing? Thanks.

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Always wondered how Dijkstra came up with that algorithm!

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Strange how Buddha accurately predicted the ransomware attacks :/

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Am weak 😂😂😂

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Well that's a bummer

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Linux is love...

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Me: I'm done working for today, let's pack up and go home !
Windows: :)
Me: You better fucking not-
Windows: Installing update 1 of 893...

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Be kind always.

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That moment when you are on terminal, you highlight text and press Ctrl+C, only to realize you have terminated a running job that was 90% complete.

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Every user of any app: "damn these annoying ads. I hate ads!"
Average devRant user: "Dfox, add ads please so we can support you more."

What a wonderful community (except those who repost memes). ❤️

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I'd become a gardner:
Different sandbox but still fighting bugs.

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working on a better captcha...

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<~<

A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do..

Now where did I put that old web cam...

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How do i learn coding in single night? - someone asked me.

I gently replied : Pack your Laptop, and travel to North Pole in beginning of winter, you'll have 6 month of night to learn coding.

Once there - really just Google it there are tons of Excellent tutorials on web.

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It's going to be a long day.

When you try to clean up your cousin's laptop.

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Who would win?

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