Just installed VS for Mac and only one word can express my feeling:
Wow!
I feel really inspired to try learn .NET

Feels bad. Life.tar.gz

Don't forget the WHERE in the DELETE FROM.

Writing cool code might be your passion but shipping it is your job. Sometimes they are not the same thing unfortunately... and its ok!

So that's the root cause

sudo rm -rf /home

Then realising you're not on your VM

Can someone help me? Dont know what to do, im searching on page 5 of Google... I tried everthing and all the same 😢

Worst part about Swift 3, is searching on StackOverflow for the answer to a question but it's written in Swift 1 and it's not compatible

Finally done debugging be like

Some people here complain about vim. You people should learn real pain

So, sometimes, when I'm developing across the stack, I'll write the backend part first. When I'm done, I put on my best TV voice and say "meanwhile, in the frontend" before I do that part.

I'm weird.

What the f is wrong with apple!!!
Innovation is good when people can afford.. :/

Been AFK a couple of hours.

Any cool new JS frameworks?

For all of our differences Tabs Vs Spaces, Emacs Vs Vim. There are two things that drive us. Computers and free promotional merchandise.

Ive never used vim. In my life. I've never had the need to.

It was only yesterday while I was installing a new relic plugin to my MySQL server when the plugin installed opened vim for me to add some configurations. Took me about a minute to add the configs, and another 20 minutes to figure out how to quit vim.

Gotta say that I'm more comfortable making HTML websites with pretty CSS animations in sublime text than working in VIM!!! 👀

Me: *poking my girlfriend
Her: *the look of pure hatred in her eyes
Me: remember you can't break these fingers. These fingers are the reason we have money
Her: *groans* Yeah, you're right

Me: Fix this for me and I'll send you a cookie.
Collegue: Deal!
(5 mins later)
Collegue: Done, give me cookie.
Me: send MUIDB4T.txt ..... Long cookie file on Skype.
( Munches chocolate chip cookie)
(Collegue stares in disbelief....)
Me: hey I Even gave you a big one.

( Passes cookie jar )

Get it

The moment you realise you have forgotten your earphones and work in an open office.

:s ...

Today I visited my best friend. His little son of 6yo also loves computers and technology.

I thought it would be fun to show him some old stuff, like a floppy disk 💾

I almost peed my pants laughing when he said: "Wow cool!! You 3D-printed a save button!!" 😂

When I accidentally exit f.lux and the whole screen becomes white

How to program

When you set up SonarQube for a project that uses your companies homegrown framework.

PHP script life cycle

P.S.: 😜

Tabs vs spaces. The battle most programmers fight.