*lunch break at work*
okay, let's play some dota...
*playing dota*
see crush eating, talking, flirting and having fun w/ someone... aaah shit heee weee go again 🤪 or not, whatever, I don't care, yeah, she's not my gf, I'm fine, everything is fine...
*a few minutes later*
client: hey, need this change right now
me: ok 👌
*keyboard sound*
ok, done, let's create a PR
*PR created*
me to myself: yeah, told ya
*PR merged*
me to myself again (I'm a sane person don't worry 😈): that was some badass code you wrote. see? I don't care about crush
*a few minutes later*
client: why the fuck did you ask to merge into master? (I created 33 PRs before and all were merged into the correct branch so they didn't check anymore)
me: *looking at crush 🙄*

I will test this w/ my crush after a few minutes but I will use . NET because she is a .NET senior developer... wish me luck!

refactor...

exactly, those meetings are a fucking waste of my fucking time...

4 days to learn JS and Angular.
Any recommendations on books or videos? Thanks!

what a relief 😂

captcha these days... 😂

compiling without errors... 😂 I know how you feel bud 😂

so that's how it is... 2,500 seats and no place for me... I don't blame anyone, just sad about it 😭
'Google and Udacity have developed a variety of free learning resources for you'... yeah of course, no need to apply to the scholarship because you provide free learning resources???

I dunno for you guys and I am sorry in advance but what is jira? "a proprietary issue tracking product providing bug tracking, issue tracking and project management functions" right?
so why the fuck do I need to write a fucking "Log Work" when I pee, when I poop, when I go out taking a break, when I drink coffee...

1- hope that Madagascar will be listed in Google Play when I try to register as a developer... 😭
2- upload many applications on Play Store 😍
3- working as an android developer with an average salary of $50,000 per year, not my actual shitty salary of $4,500 per year... 😒
4- Earn the Associate Android Developer Certification 😎 🙌

does someone know where can I buy this? thanks

Welcome to hell 😂

too dark indeed...

true enough 😂

As an Android developer, I'd like to learn iOS development. So about the device, is there any specific iPhone you recommend to begin with?
Thank you guys!

when there is no automatic closing...

exactly 😂😄

it's crazy. does no one recruit native app developer these days? they're always looking for hybrid developers, always 😭

yeah, of course 😏

The most awesome book ever 😄

Scariest thing to say to a programmer: "From now on, Stack Overflow is blocked by the proxy."