Just upgraded to Android 12 and what the fuck is this new UI

make it stop

Hm yes let's make the buttons 14 times larger than they need to be, also put text on them no one ever needed

!rant, cool anyway

!Rant...

Just found...A computer rant..

Well, since you're already here... ;-)

!rant, HTML is the toughest

old times ...

about logos...

my old code ...

new discoveries about chrome...

evolution?

if you woke up in 2030 ...

so true...

every time...

finally exited vim...

Recursion Problems

Headquarters...

those kids...

Funny but it kinda bothers me that the resistors aren't capacitors...

Not a windows hate rant, just a funny encounter at work.

Was configuring KDE on my work pc and got the windows key to work after a little configuration.

Me: YAY I finally got the windows key to launch the application menu bar thingy!!
Colleague 1 (fellow support engineer): WINDOWS?! Thanks for the ear cancer mate 😞
Colleague 2 (fellow support engineer): Hey stop swearing!
Colleague 3 (senior Linux engineer): *grabs nearest waste bin, pulls it open, puts head in and starts to make vomiting noises* *pulls head out: don't do that again 🤢"*
Colleague 4 (senior Linux engineer): *gives me a death stare for about a minute"

Me: *completely losing it* 🤣

I fucking love this place 😊

folder sizes...

Not mine, but pretty funny ^^

the truth about python...

I've been asked by my manager to document my TypeScript project with more than a hundred .ts files such that "someone with no programming background should be able to maintain it."

I should get paid as a textbook author.

Philosopher: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade"

Developer: "When program gives you bugs, make feature"

There are two hard problems in IT

- naming things
- indexing
- Segmentation violation

Fuuuuuuckkk...
1month+ of debugging finally came under the sunlight 😭😭😭

It successfully run after all the pkg refactoring 🥺🥺

I was like wohoooo yeahhh 😂😂

IE is the best !

Client: Why doesn't this process work?

Me: For the exact fucking reasons I said it wasn't fucking possible like three fucking times in two separate fucking meetings you fucking retard.

Did you know that the S in IoT stands for security?

The more you know ;)