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Client: Why doesn't this process work?

Me: For the exact fucking reasons I said it wasn't fucking possible like three fucking times in two separate fucking meetings you fucking retard.

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  • 21
    But why doesn't it work?!
  • 1
  • 11
    But I want it to work?
    What am I paying you for? Make it work.
  • 6
    All you had to do was make it work under these circumstances, wtf have you been doing all week that lets you not make it work?
  • 3
    @C0D4

    Seriously, what is with this guy?

    I even sent him the business logic:

    If A > B > C > A or something something <incoherent mumbling> = do the fucking thing.... maybe....
  • 1
    Oh the process is working just fine - we just don't know, whether it will ever terminate...
  • 0
    The OP could have been me. I feel you.
  • 2
    Maybe the client was talking about his brain
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