Right now someone at Google is coding something useless for us to laugh at on April Fools.

Jesus, Apple are fucking amazing at design! A keyboard I need to prop up with a book and a mouse I can't use when charging.... Genius!!!!

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

Apparently the grades machine at my univ is not at all bug proof

I'm dreaming to send homework to my C++ programing lecturer full of strange #defines and make the code compilable, runnable and working well
He would feel the black side of cpp😈😈😈

How do I query the database?

When back-end engineers get excited about something.

What is your favorite dev IDE?

The process of learning how to code.

What mark will i get?

Nope, it ain't dope. IYKWIM

http://tinyurl.com/jxe4s9t

47 tests passed for Cracking the Code Interview questions.

Time for a drink.

So apparently a report on the Samsung Galaxy S8 will not feature a 3.5mm headphone jack.... Why is this becoming a trend? Who as a consumer is actually pushing for this change? It seems so incredibly backwards, yet a company who had seemed to pride itself in its superiority over Apple products, stoops to their level.

Show me the code

I'm a teapot
https://www.google.com/teapot

Here you go, I just made you a king, and oh, here's some crabgrass.

me: do you know what is so great about UDP jokes?
you: No
me: the fact that i don't care if you got them.

One of my biggest exams in life will be in less than 24 hours.

@dfox for the next week, the question should be what's the easiest way to convince someone you're a hacker? Mine is to type help into the command line and watch them go nuts. Don't even get me started on apt-get update...

We devs are rather pessimistic when it comes to User intelligence... Trust us... bad things can and will happen, and in a Universe of infinitesimally many choices, it does not come as a surprise that someone will fuck everything up badly.

I bet no one wants to know this but like I give a fuck

Taking steps in teaching my brother some basic concepts of web development!😄

Accurate af

2 Mbs bro

I learnt to code in python when I was 8.
I learnt the very basics and moved on to other languages.

My first creation was a kind of text based nuclear missile silo operator simulator.
It was mostly just a shit ton of if statements, God I wish I knew about switches. You just kind of input commands like 'open doors','set co-ords ##:##' and 'launch missile ##' and a dozen other little things like that. Was a fun project.

!rant
Had to post it

Just got my new stress ball!

Good light reading... https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/...(v=vs.85).aspx