Merry Christmas ya bastards

This is my motivation.

This is my social and Dev life ;(

Actually finish a proj.... Oh I'm sorry I got distracted and started a new projec... Oh look a bird...

<poem>
Birdy birdy in the sky.
Dropped a poppy in my eye.

I don't worry, I don't cry.
I am just fucking happy that cows don't fly
</poem>

:/

Where is the LAN cable and why the hell does my chair not...

Oh.

I don't understand why so many people fight this war of tabs vs spaces. My colleagues elegantly solved the problem just not using indentation at all

I'm graduating today! loads of pictures will be taken today AND GUESS WHO JUST WOKE UP WITH A BIG MOTHERFUCKING RED INFECTED EYE FOR THE FIRST TIME OF HIS ENTIRE FATHERFUCKING LIFE. YES MOTHERFUCKING YES IT'S ME FUCKING COCK SUCKERS FUUUUUUUUUUU 😭😡

If you haven't ever felt stupid programming you are doing it wrong!

I sometimes write code by first putting comments and then writing the code.
Example
#fetch data
#apply optimization
#send data back to server
Then i put the code in-between the comments so that i can understand the flow.
Anyone else has this habit?

Ahhh DDoS attacks

Front-end developer's to-do list :
☑ Climb Everest
☑ Learn how to speak mandarin
☑ Become god
◻ Vertically center something in CSS

This makes me consider changing career paths.

"So, why do you want to work at our office in mexico?"
"I want to be a señor developer."

'your computer is doing something weird come home'

'i can't, everyone is being evacuated because of the hurricane'

'....it's trying to install windows 10'

Me:

When I accidentally double tap on someone's rant.

welcome to hogwarts

May not be much but this is my first desk as a programmer; no more awkwardly hopping from couch to couch or from Starbucks to Starbucks. Outlook for future productivity is looking good y'all.

Reinventing the wheel can be very valuable. Even if you don't create a better wheel, you'll learn a lot about how it works, which can really help you out in the long term.

General advice: If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.

What advice would I give a new dev?
"Learn COBOL"

No one specified that it had to be 'good advice'

When someone changes the API at 5pm without notice and you get a call at midnight that no one can login.

lol no job for you

Am I the only one who hesitates to ++ a rant with 32, 64, 128, 256, etc ++'s?

I mean there's something satisfying about seeing 2^n numbers as an all-around computer nerd...

Just because you're special doesn't mean that you are useful!!

Is it already christmas? :O

By day, I'm a developer.

At night, I'm a father of two awesome kids and a husband to a fantastic wife.

Stop fucking asking me to work after hours! Just because you sacrifice your life to the office doesn't mean we all do.

When lead dev ask you to clean trainee's codes.

ctrl + a , delete

😂😂

Back end

Which way did the programmer go?
-He went data way.

*cries in corner*