Dear Javascript, this is why lots of people don't like you.

Big day today.
Three hours ago, we welcomed our new daughter to this world

Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

Installing Nvidia drivers in Arch linux right now. Tell my family I love them.

At the top of a 2000+ line source file

A complete Linux guide. 7+ hours.

https://youtu.be/wBp0Rb-ZJak

I stayed at a hotel called "Crowne Royal Plaza" for a work event in Denver. The TV in the room was a nice new '50 Samsung. Much to my dismay I discovered they had disabled the ability to change the input to HDMI. I called the front desk to compain and the pesent who answered the phone had the nerve to tell me that feature had been disabled because it was "illegal". I laughed histarically and explained the reason was actually to try and force customers to buy shitty pay-per-view content, to which he replied, "Probably".

We must put an end to such blantant disregard for hardware and software freedom. This is beyond uneccaptable. I am completely and utterly disgusted by such slimy business practices.

To the management of the Crowne Royal Plaza, from the bottom of my heart, fuck you and burn in the deapest, darkest part of hell, you scum sucking dick fucks!

So they were having trouble with the server always being slow and maxed to 100%, so the boss told me when wait times were hitting 5+mins due to server trying to catch up, he complained at me, said if I could get the wait time to 30sec to instant he would raise my pay to 90k a year, then walked away after I agreed, I was quite serious but I don't think he thought I was, so I decided to look over the system, IDK who but they put all the calculations and processing server-side for the CA's on floor then sent the completed view to the CA, so I spent months recreating the entire system except the server only pulled the data needed then the new client would do all the processing on their computer since they weren't doing anything anyways, I did a practice run today as its one of our peak days, wait times went to barely 5secs or "instant" according to CA's, I walked into the office, slapped that hourly report down after just two hours and showed the massive increase in employees production times.

That look on his face...
That look on my face...
That look on my next check...

Bliss

I love my office.
Quit my job to startup with a friend.
It's hard at times. But I love it.

Found this gem in our production code today

Every Dev vacancy should be like this and I mean EVERY! weed out the fucking posers

Gillette Excel

Someone fucking scratched my personal laptop. No one at home ready to take the responsibility. 😒

Got a graphing calculator in high school for math class. Needed to memorize a bunch of formulas, saw you could program them in the calculator with BASIC. Sold the program to other students, profit.

I have been in Netherlands for just two days and I am already in love with this country...
Too bad I'll leave in two weeks 😱😢

Apparently Samsung Galaxy S8 is having racism issues... 😂

How do you uninstall such a program without feeling very guilty...,😅

- Knock, knock

- An async function

- Who's there?

Looking for peace!

This had to be shared

Just wanted to share my Setup.

(Easter Eggs everywhere)

What issue did you FUCKING fix!!?

　
　
　

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Fuck timezones and daylight saving time

Awesome gift from my girlfriend #2

Do you write **and use** your own apps?

Show and tell :)

Proud moment today when I actually made an hsv to rgb conversion algorithm by following a formula rather than copying code from stack overflow

As a web designer/developer I hate this recent trend of very light gray text fields on forms that have a white background. I don't want to have to peer at my screen for objects. My vision is average, so why would a client want this?

Fuckin' manager... lol

A client sent me a message this morning asking for a change to the software I'm developing.

It's Sunday, right?