When you fuck up your repo so bad it transforms into guitar hero

when two people from the same place find out about devRant and post their rants...

These exploding samsungs really hit their "target" market.

When your parents expect you to be tech support and then fucking can't fix it, they get all like "You suck at programming". What does that have to do with fucking anything?!?!?!

If I got a penny everytime MySQLWorkbench crashed..

I made an account just to rant about this:

Currently working for a multi billion dollar company and this is the code some wanker decided to write! Now I get the pleasure of reading through and debugging it :D

I did a stupid...

Recruiter: Do you use .net C#?
Me: Uh. No. I applied for a position of a front-end developer. I use JavaScript and...
Recruiter: Oh, that's good. We need an Android developer.
*sigh*

Spotted @LaraconEU - buaha, still loving PHP!

Stand up... Walk away...

The Coding Gods will deliver the answer to you when you are ready to receive it.

Just in!
Thanks @dfox @trogus

Sometimes I wish I can control life like CSS.

Example: traffic{ float: left}

Saw a guy asking on LinkedIn for PHP frameworks. He was currently using notepad++ as framework.

Say what... 🤓

software development stages

Picture of the Day :D

I see CSS all the time...

Why I joined devRant

Stickers are finally here. Thanks @dfox and #Devrant!

This cracks me up every time 😂😂

I have a joke about UDP but you might not get it...

What end users seem like

Oh yeah!

What it really feels on the first day of every single sprint..

When trying to enter the bios....

Sometimes software wins

Word choice matters

When you git blame a crap line of code and find out it was your commit

Things said at work that would be misunderstood when taken out of context:

Yesterday-
client: "I don't like the D"
Boss: "well what if it's a little d"
Client: "I don't think the size of the D matters, do you think people make decisions on the size of a D"
Me: *trying so hard to laugh I spit coffee everywhere*

Today-
Boss: "are you working on that sex padding?"
Me: *trying so hard to laugh I spit coffee everywhere*

One bad programmer can easily create two new jobs a year!

Today I was talking about merge conflicts with a group of devs. One of them asked if any of us had ever rushed to merge a PR before another dev could merge their PR, knowing there were going to be conflicts. Some were more ashamed to admit it than others, but in the end everyone was guilty of doing it at least once :)

Anyone ever do that to avoid being the one who has to resolve a conflict?