Urgent: DEVOPS team needs assistance.

I've written this twice since I've worked at my company in three years. Once for a 8 hour outage, the other for a company wide project that was going to miss the delivery date unless I got Management's attention.

Otherwise, it's a good rule to ignore the 12 in my inbox today

Especially when it's without actual work tickets that track my teams performance and workload

@Kaji what a genius and a monster

We literally had a similar conversation at work today... You are actually describing a form of normalization either 2nd or 3rd.

You're gonna want to implement foreign keys on your dependant tables to the abstracted tables for each type.

Needs more mom packages...

I did say, blue to blue..._sigh_

Me when I explain our in-house cicd dashboard system...and it's many failures

Hey someone found my homework...

Reply with,

Per my last email, I have defined the timeline.

Then wait for him to ask what email and send back one word. "Exactly"

Hi it's me, Prod. I'm down again

But framework makes it so easy to do thing I can do in 3 lines of CSS

Write your resume and have it print right. Great first project

There a British low-income dealer with a worst site. Makes my Myspace look like gold

@rutee07 lol "no boss it couldn't have been me!!!"

Yum install -f happiness

@bkwilliams none, we have found more from the business with a shortened deadline.

Yes, you can KNOW 100% of a language, doesnt meant you can utilize it effectively or efficiently. Also you know 100% OF THAT VERSION. Java 8 is not 1-1 equivalent of java 7. Case in point is a hashmap exception i keep seeing all over my co-workers code.

@bkwilliams thats too long, can you do it in recommendation - 5 half units?

Wait....there's a devrant slack?!

@SecondThread my teammates base case is -1....

Dont drink and drive (a release to production)

An emitter

@Yeah69 some people believe there is no production...only qa and testing

YOU'RE A MONSTER!

@liammartens time to check out that bloatware

Cause you're a monster and want to watch the world burn? Or are you hiding counter-strike from your boss?

@troopy712139 git: "gud" unknown command

Anonymity is the basis of the internet

Immerse yourself in a single core language and get a solid grasp. If you have a firm grasp of concepts then a new language will come easy. Projects pad your resume but your knowledge in an interview will get you the job.

Im in DevOps and started off bouncing around in languages. If you want to become a developer you need to know data structures and which algorithms work well. Go play in hacker rank and actually try to solve the problem. Dont go straight to the discussion page where the solutions are.