Out of context this thing looks like something a pedo would wear

What's the college name ?

Except in France, my shithole country, where in most companies you literally CANNOT be an engineer if you don't have an engineering degree, and where diploma directly impacts salary, even years after graduating.

Man, fuck, that was some cold truth right there. Really relatable.

Thanks for the advice. I'm just beginning to play by my own rules..

Windows is just a very popular virus

+1 for draw.io. I use it for every project I have and once you get the hang of it you can quickly make stuff.

@ddephor it's actually supposed to be a gaming laptop. It's good except that I've had a shitton of problems in just 1 year of owning it

Open your eyes guys. This is what peak programming performance looks like.

Dual boot Win10 / Ubuntu on a Lenovo Legion Y520.

Also, if you're thinking about buying a Lenovo : just don't.

Holy shit. Now I feel more confident about my upcoming internship : at least I'm not THAT noobish haha

@Gallifrey ahah idk. I guess it's to picture when you get arrested and two cops surround/escort you.
Math is fun lol.

@Gallifrey lol I didn't know it was called sandwich theorem in English. In my country we call it the policemen theorem (true story) France of course

Stay strong brother. Good times are ahead of you

It's ok, it's just that the beardy guy who coded our universe was a bit drunk some nights

Is that even real?
Also, can I know the name of the company?
As a future (and first-timer!) intern myself, these stories calmed my fear of not being good enough 😄

@ItsNotMyFault idk man I do prefer JavaScript over sensor engineering

Is it bad that I use Ubuntu because it has a lot of themes so I can get it to look like I want?

Yeah that does sound like your typical noob intern..

Ah damn I have the same type of person with me right now.

So we have to work more, but at least we learn more, so that's a good thing, right? 😄

Yeah not the only one.
I had an interview with Bloomberg (amazingly underrated company) and asked the recruiter if he thought it would help if I did a master's at Imperial College of London.

He basically told me he didn't give a shit, he just wants smart people who can code.
That was fun.

@Jilano nah I see a better way : upload a virus delete their entire database make them loose thousands of dollars in one day and then once you're out of jail come back and tell them "ay m8, u got some security problems"

And that's how you become a legend.

ok maybe not

That's why you use live preview extensions for HTML files, that refresh the page each time you do Ctrl+s :D

@rEaL-jAsE when I said proud I just meant that I was happy when it was finished.
But yeah you're right, I need to always double-check myself

I mean, like, I need to stop being me?
Lel

I got secondhand frustration by reading this.
I feel you brother

5. Wake up, realize I'm still in college so I can't quit, and that I have a shitty exam to study for.

@xalys I also wondered about a ton of other things but actually a lot of the choices you make either have no impact on the final outcome, or redirect you to another ending that you probably already encountered.

Which is brainfuckingly cool

Fuck it looks soooo cool! Can't wait to get mine •_•

Have you tried finding the author of the method and killing him with your teeth?

That's the only solution I can think of.

I just started learning React and I love it. Not a language tho, it's a JavaScript framework. If you don't know JavaScript I definitely recommend it, it's used everywhere and the elders say that there are more js libraries and frameworks than stars in the sky.

@AmyShackles sounds cool, I'll check it out. Thanks for the answer!