Java is too verbose? Pff, noooo...

Lmaoo i put this here.

I finally learned how to use child classes in a real world situation.

Guys I’ve just added some AI to my program, it only took one line!
System.out.println(“make it just like facebook”);
And there it is guys, the simplest was to add Artificial Incompetence to your program!

I'm gonna deploy today. On Friday. On my last day of work.

MyCompany, are you sure that you want to end short-time employments on Fridays?

My company

so i finally said fuck windows 😃

When you spend a weekend building your custom rig, but the inner fanboy conscience takes over 😜

Who the fuck still puts stuff on sourceforge?? Every time I have to download something from there I feel like I'm downloading malware. So many ads and purposefully misleading links, serious developers should avoid it like the plague!

When I take a break from ranting, this is where you can find me.

!rant finally switching to Linux!

When I go nuts

The first one should be the answer

Javascript is wild

*slaps him*

JavaScript for Dummies (or.. Kids)

Ever send a message and realize you ended the sentence with a semicolon?..

Whoops;

Aww Adobe😝

Yes sure go ahead .. 🙃

The amazing adventure of IE

I've become so numb , I can't feel you there.
#rip

Hahahah

Are you...?

I know some people doing this!

Well...

Markdown's backticks on devRant ... ```holly ~~shit~~ crap``` that would be so ```cool```

Ohhh helll nooooo

Yes. Very precise.

Going through the previous guy's code. Dude got his comments on point.

$ npm init
Let's do this!