Let's play Sudo, a Linux board game

A competitor of ours is offering a junior dev role. The base/starting salary is equivalent to mine 😖

Omg!! I'm gonna be rich..😍

"One man's crappy software is another man's full time job"

I was really confused for a second as to why Redhat sent me a pizza...

http://twentytwowords.com/ticked-of...

No matter how good your security is, you'll still have users...

@bugHunter I'd like to ++ but...

Memory Lane

When frontend is ready before backend

devRant should have a character limit of 1024 instead of 1000...

Well well well

How old were you when you started programming?

I'm curious about that... I want to introduce childs to programming but I'm not sure which age is the correct one to begin.

CLI > GUI

Shouldn't devRant build a proper website rather than a small sized webapp? :p
C'mon devRant, we developers are using our laptops half the day!

Please behave same.

What's the best thing about UDP jokes?

I don't care if you get them.

Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

Well yeah. He is right!

Don't overload yourself with many projects at the same time. Seriously.

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

When you are enjoying but windows doesn't like to party

"What one programmer can do in one month, two programmers can do in two months." - Fred Brooks

Hey guys...this is my current Ubuntu GNOME desktop . What do you guys think ???

A guy and a girl are in a Java seminar.

Afterward, the guy approaches the girl and asks, "Hey gurrl, can I get your number?"
Girl says "Sorry, I don't give out my number, it's private."
Guy says, "Oh I'm sorry, I thought we were in the same class!"

This is so annoying ...

Ahhh DDoS attacks

You can hate me: as a 34 year old php developer, i've never used git in my workflow...
I plan to start today using it on one of my personal project (only because i have arrived at "backup-49.rar")(yes i develop on windows).
Finger crossed

True...

Haven't slept in the last 72 hours, eaten in 24 and shaved or showered in 48+ .. but it is such a delight to move the project to production an hour before the deadline and two hours later to receive an angry phone call from the client because there is 'horrible bug' in the web system - the logo of his company wasn't showing, only the name ... the moron never sent us a logo to begin with, only a MS word document with the company's information and a compressed 200x80 logo in the bottom ...