Critical issue

Vimexit

we have this gif in our company's image server, named clients.gif

By day, I'm a developer.

At night, I'm a father of two awesome kids and a husband to a fantastic wife.

Stop fucking asking me to work after hours! Just because you sacrifice your life to the office doesn't mean we all do.

For windows people

"We don't use nuget, it isnt secure. We just put all the dll's into a nuget directory thats available to all of the users in the company."

"But that means your references are all broken and your packages.config are wrong? None of your solutions build that are in source."

"We don't check in solution files either. That causes clutter in TFS."

Are you sure you want to ...

Manager: we need to design an admin system for a veterinary centre

Dev: ok, this is it, remember your training

class Dog extends Animal {}

The best answer

Just because I'm a programmer doesn't mean I'm some nerd that watches anime, relishes in video games, and spends more time around computers than around girls!

Even though that's all true...

The greatest exception handler ever.

When your client has BrowserStack 😫

Omg is really someone using that language? Geez, worse than perl...

Loving the avatar feature on devrant- just two suggedtions:

-Dual and triple monitor setup

-Different body shapes- I appreciate the optimism, @dfox, but I sure as hell ain't cut like that.