So, King's Cross is zero-indexed...

Where are the BIG data guys ?

God is one of us

Hello little guy... together we're gonna make history :')

Well well well

Found this gem in a thrift shop. ~$9/8€

Reading other people's code.

A few days ago while browsing devRant, my girlfriend stopped me at this one post and asked why does this person have a rubber duck. I went on to explain her about Rubber Duck Debugging. She was totally amazed by the concept (she's not a techie). Today suddenly a package arrived at my door step from her.

Well now I have an entire family of rubber ducks to code with :D

So you want to learn coding overnight​? 😂

Just ordered my rubber duck. It'll be here in 2 to 3 business days...

The bugs have learned to hide

oh, it's getting serious

Not a front end person, but you gotta appreciate the perfect alignment here!

Work of Linux sysadmin is easy

Top to bottom: C, C++, C#, Racket, Common Lisp

Testing on prod without getting the whole world to collapse

Tell me again why anyone would choose to use Oracle Cloud instead if AWS GCP AZURE if Oracle cant even get their fucking website running?

We are not family.

When you fire a project manager

I identify as a first world country citizen stuck in a third world country person's body.

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Thanks, Google. We know.

Pov: b2plane 5 days a week

Just recycling

Low Stress Jobs

More You know

Reject original specs. Do the bare minimum MVP that works and solves problems people actually have, and not problems you think people have.
Improve it if needed.

In my experience, software projects don’t live long enough to outgrow the MVP. If they do, it happens way down the road. At that point, business will change, and the original spec will become irrelevant.

It’s a paradox: 90% of the spec was discarded, but the business is happier than if we followed the spec word by word.

Also, static typing and unit testing solve nothing. I’m sorry.

We're all doomed!

Someone hasn't had their morning coffee...

wtf YouTube