The issue was a space. A fucking space all this time!

I don't know what to name my function...

If I die today just know it’s JavaScript 😑😑

I have had a very unproductive week. I haven’t even pushed anything to bitbucket or github. Any tips to curb unproductivity?

* work on python and javascript
* dive into devops
* grow my own agency
* graduate with a computer science degree

Debugging WordPress 😩😩😩😩😩

I'm giving my first ever pycon talk next weekend. Any tips would be appreciated.

Wakes up in the morning to find some fucking asshole has stolen my wifi reciever and I have a fucking deadline! Wtf is wrong with human beings nowadays?
Does anyone know a witch?

But it was working yesterday 😩😩😩

I love programming.. I really do.. But sometimes bugs drive me crazy... Long story short.. I'm getting a new laptop don't ask what happened to the other one

Fucking browser support

What do you guys think about Microsoft's acquisition of Github?

After a month of doing php projects a new python project comes in! Finally!

I hate workmates who commit every thing they have done for the day with one commit which doesn't even explain what they did! Won't you just commit every fucking major change.. Please? Ffs!

Google IO 😂😂

My friend and I were calling each other programming languages trying to degrade each other based on the cons of a language... Then he called me PHP 😢😢

Fuck WordPress

Every single time

I was almost through with a mission on Modern Warfare 3 special ops after being killed a million times but then windows update couldn't fucking wait! Seriously wtf???!

Ask for help then send blurry screenshots of the code

I don't think there is a database with more F-words and other swear words than Devrant's 😂😂😂

😂 I think my laptop has been lighting up my joints. Everytime I power it off from the terminal (Fedora) it restarts...

Which book are you currently reading?
I'm reading The Launch Pad -inside Y Combinator by Randall Stross

Spent like two hours trying to figure out why my react native app is showing a TransformError... Went to stackoverflow.. Github issues.. You name it.. None helped...
Turns out I had missed a fucking comma when importing stuff from react-native

So uhmm... Our lectures have gone on strike for the third time. Was supposed to graduate this year but seems that's not gonna happen...

Life's great!

FUCK IT!

Been using linux for too long I forgot my windows password... I don't fucking forget password! Maybe this is a sign I should get rid of windows entirely 🚶🚶

My girlfriend always takes pics of me coding saying it looks beautiful lol... I once told her that code is like a beautiful woman who is sick and you're the doctor and can't figure out what's wrong and occasionally ask your rubber duck for help...

Is it not possible for Microsoft to come up with a good browser for fucks sake!?!?

First of all... I'd kill any lecturer who asks students to write code on paper... It's hard to debug on a laptop what the fuck will I do on paper... And then they catch feelings and are all over the place how we don't write good handwriting so they can't read the code well but if you look at what they teach in class... That shit is not even readable....
Again... Cs students' grade should me measured using projects... Or at least allow us to use stack overflow during exams...
Anyway.. The education system is shit! Some lectures come to class just to give handouts and then you'll swe them during cats... Like wtf! I didn't pay all that money just to get fucking PowerPoint handouts!!! Shit if I knew what I know now I'd not have joined university!
Oh and guys in cs and don't know how to even loop through an array gtfo here... I hate when such people ask to be in my group coz when you say no they go about ranting shit about you yet they can't do shit...lile wtf are you doing in school!
And then there are some lecturers who don't even fucking understand that technology has evolved! They are full of shit pretending they know everything but when you ask them a simple question they can't even answer straight.. Fuck them!

THIS EDUCATION SYSTEM IS FUCKED UP! FUCKING GOVERNMENTS AMD LOWLIFE LECTURERS!

I'm taking a unit at my university called 'simulation and modeling'. Today was the first class and the professor was talking about random number generators.

Professor: Every language has a function to generate...Every good(emphasis on good) language has a function to generate a random number... Oh well even php does...

😂😂😂😂I'm already in love with the unit...