My girlfriend always takes pics of me coding saying it looks beautiful lol... I once told her that code is like a beaut - devRant

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Froot

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You must be Italian 😄
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Aitkotw

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You mean your rubber duck is nurse??
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BillLumbergh

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Do you still have a girlfriend after that?
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CWins

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Never seen a more creepy description of coding.
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IrreleventIdiot

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I don’t have a rubber ducky while I code.

Am I doing it wrong?
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2gnvr9

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Where are the pictures? We wanna see (and determine) for ourselves.
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Aitkotw

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@2gnvr9 Shhhhhh, Don't ruin his dream!! He thinks he has a girlfriend, we gotta play along. xD
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2gnvr9

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@Aitkotw lmao, I literally can’t even! xD
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donnico

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@Froot omg why?
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nukasev

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Plot twist: his girlfriend IS the rubber duck?

Nevertheless, I now imagine a doctor consulting a rubber duck in a nurse outfit. Hilariously disturbing...
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bugexterminator

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@Froot I'm Kenyan 🌚
@JKyll Yes😂😂😂😂
@CWins eventually you just let the disease become a feature lol
@Aitkotw 😂😂😂😂😂😂you're ruthless
@nukasev but it works... Well not all the time... 😂
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bugexterminator

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Sometimes you just have to let the woman die
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webdev

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@r0b0t and its getting even creepier lol
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developerdanny

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🤯😷🧀🧀
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SSDD

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Holy shit I can just imagine “her” being like

“Oh my god you just turned what I saw as something beautiful into something creepy and weird.”
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nikolatesla

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But... how to get a girlfriend?
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mahaDev

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Be honest.... How weirded out was she after you said that?
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ceee

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It does look beautiful!😍
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ng1905

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This sounds wrong on so many levels 😂
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Froot

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@donnico "beautiful woman". That something an Italian would say 😄
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donnico

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@Froot I need to up my Italian game so! Good to know :D
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Crazyrems

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They should definitely sell a nurse rubber duck on DevRant's store.
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Noob

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This rant is so fun, awkward and creepy 😂
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Shardj

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@nikolatesla tinder

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