Currently at a cyber security event.
The most ironic thing is that the WiFi here is not secured...

Which retard on this planet decided to put a "continue reading" button on every dumbshit news and article website. You built your fucking website to read! That was the entire purpose of your website!!

When your desperate for food!!!

My friend aliased "vim" to "gedit". The crafty swine.

I feel like everyone does this

So... How do people screen shot windows blue screen of death?

I'm busted... 🐎💨

That moment when you're finally getting your user registration and login system up and running!
As a web dev student I feel like I have accomplished something :)

Exactly

I get depressed when I see templates that look better than anything I could ever come up with 😯

The floor is java

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."

Taxi is waiting outside. Have to print some files before I go. Already late. Windows update.

I work for a small web agency. So today a customer asked us a seo report and what was her position on Google. She don't even have a website.
Another customer asked us to "quickly put them on first place in Google" cause they waited too many days.

Devrant is by far the best community I have been a part of.

they say a true coder is bearded..with my bug list, i decided to shave off :@

Junior Dev does npm install, Opens LinkedIn profile and adds Node.js in skills.

How much have your grades affected your career in tech

Downloaded a program on a friends laptop and started the installer and asked her to finish the installation. She clicked cancel and asked me where to open up the program

Presented a project in college for a competition this guy kept asking questions about it.
Now about one week later he's published a website with the exact same idea