I had a meeting 5days after accepting work from a client (the project was basically a mirror version of your typical job board with extra features).

The client and our project manager joined forces in labeling my progress/project/work "untouched" because it was simply still undeployable.. fml

My machine is running on a 6gb ram with an Intel core i5 processor. How the fuck are my .mkv files still stuttering on VLC?!? 😣😣😣

I complain WAY too much about the free APIs I use, than I probably should. (sorry OneSignal Support 😔).

And now...TO RANT!!!!!!

Client was on a budget and it couldn't go past CMS dev work. He wanted A MILLION EXTRA FUNCTIONS and didn't believe me when I told him I'd have to code from the child theme and disregard his pre-installed full theme... fml

Top advice: If you can bootstrap your website with a CMS child theme, do it! Work Smart :)

Is it just me or does changing the theme on Notepad++ to Deep Black make everyone's code feel like it has the complexity of Autodesk Maya?

Dear Devs,

Work Smart. 'cause working hard is time consuming ;)

Worst part about being a dev.

Non-technical people see your awesome app.... and then bring their faulty hardware gear for you to fix! Wtf!!

When you're too impatient to run a boot scan..

Worst part: pro-bono work. The CLIENTS.WANT.TOO.MANY.FEATURES!!!

It's like a buffet for them! @wk24