I just realized that sourcetree has dark theme now!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍

Why tf does IE6 not support js classes?! What in the actual fuck is up with that so called browser? We need to sink that motherfucker to the bottom of the gulf.

Learning these design patterns literally feels like I'm bending my brain into positions it never thought it could fold...
Shit fuckin hurts. I feel enlightened at the same time though 😟🙌

CSV wouldn't import to database despite researching problem for the past hour. Fuck it I'm getting drunk

Coding buddy 🐱 he helps me debug

would you rather use devrant if it was run on PWA?

Original drafts for Pac-Man
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Missed one parameter in an export. Resulted in a $1k mistake. FML

Coworkers are starting rumors about me at the office. Probably gonna quit today. Don't have time for that highschool shit.

Mark Zuckerberg probably still has profile ID 1

Look at blank file...cry....go to sleep....wake up...repeat

Namecheap is terrible. I forbid all of you to use them.

I just did the dumbest shit ever....I installed...webmatrix

I'm embarrassed to say I'm a php programmer. Time to learn a new language. No offense to any php lovers out there. All love ❤

Making progress 🙏

I guess UPS didn't like the Google speed test results so they got rid of all CSS

Hardest thing about being a developer: explaining what you do in one sentence

Building an ecommerce site from complete scratch...here goes nothing

QuickBooks is such a fuckin pain in the ass

Finally went vertical and I love it. Probably will never go back.

Had to program an entire ecommerce site for both a city soccer league and baseball league. Around 50 teams each. No planning or anything beforehand. They gave me around 4 days to complete the project. Once everything was squared away, of course they complained and said that half of the teams were wrong. So I had to stay until around 11 pm in the office fixing everything that Friday night. Of course everyone said it was my fault. I blame it on the lack of planning.

😂 I'm sorry if this is a report. I'm also sorry because I know you guys are tired of stupid memes. But I just....i had to.

Love it when my boss tests my projects and says "Damn that's legit"

My favorite music to program to is the Minecraft sound track

I wish I had a group of dev friends to just sit around and code with. It's just been me, myself and I for the past 3 years now..

When coworkers say, "I know you have a lot on your plate buuuuut...."
Then shut the fuck up and let me work 😑

An electronic billboard had an error and it made it look like the sky had an error.
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Go home salesforce you're drunk

What do you do when you can't seem to ever get any fucking energy? I've been in this fucking fog for like 2 months now. I have no motivation to do anything...😔

New home set up until I can save a bit more for a better one