When you are forced to make the first ML model for a problem without having a clue about the data, in the name of agile

Just did rm -rf😖

No indents, except a couple of random senseless ones here and there, nightmare! And I had to debug it😖

When you spend 10x time coding just because you can't, just can't resist writing good code, even when you no it's gng to make no difference whatsoever🙁
Why brain, oh why?

Had a project intro ppt at college. Panel of 3. I spent hours on making a 47 slide ppt, trying to make sure that the ppt was simple and lucid enough for them to understand and also enjoy. They did not listen to a single word i said. Before one of them even understood the title, she started questioning me. And she kept questioning and questioning. But she never listened to my answers. She asked one question, and as soon as I said one word, she started another question. The other two kept nodding or looking bored or even fucking talking among themselves. The funny thing was, my ppt had all the answers. If she had bothered listening, she never would not have needed to ask anything. And in the middle of their senseless questioning, they all started talking about how their fucking tea needed sugar😡😡😡😡
I have lost all motivation to work on the project.

Friend: My C code's not working.. Can you please help me debug?
TA: *puts a space before a semicolon*
TA: *Changes "i++" to "i=i+1"*
😤😤😤

College firewall blocks ssh traffic :/ Can't use github :(

Mum: you can't figure out how to close the latch on that window, what sort an engineer are you?!
Me:😒

When you start porn but find yourself thinking about their recommendation engine🤔