@Azer0s
Coworkers are with me on this, its the upper management who are as adamant as their old grumpy selves usually are at their age. And no, I am too low on the food chain to actually make an impact because I have tried suggesting some things which were not related to agile, but they fell like mere noises on their dead ass ears.

So I have officially given up now. Bringing in the revolution of change? Nah, let someone else do it. I'll just rant about this shit.

@Azer0s
I don't want you repeating because I got your point.
Also, I don't know how it looks like when its actually implemented correctly, so if it were upto me, would definitely remove it in the blink of an eye.

But alas, if you want to keep your job, you need to move along with the herd, even though you can clearly see everyone is going to fall in the valley.

@vane
Couldn't have put it better man. On point.

Fucking "Agile Experts" coming and introducing all kinds of shitty practises and methods and then blaming the devs for not putting full effort in work.

YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME ENOUGH TIME TO WORK ON MY SHIT YOU ASSHOLE.

@Azer0s
Hope to god it never happens, because I won't wish this even on my enemies.

When agile is implemented badly this is the result (read this as my experience)

1. Do scrum meetings and sync ups with people who are literally sitting at an arm's length from you for the entire day.

2. Keep creating tickets and giving estimations for constantly changing requirements and approaches.

3. Work in the bounds of sprints, minor major releases and instead of dedicating your precious time to work, keep updating some random documents and CRFs.

4. Point 2, 3 should be the job of your scrum master, who is drawing a fat check for literally doing nothing. His job is basically to tell you what you need to do apart from actual work.

@Azer0s
You will really get to know my pain once you see how bad your work life can get fucked up when its implemented badly. There could be a million reasons to put you off of your work, this one is at number one in my list.

@vane
Syncing up with your teammates is not agile. That is a requirement and should be practised everywhere. But the rest of the machinery and the compulsions around it is what really grinds my gears. Like at my workplace, you have to be there at the said time for the standup everyday, even though you might be dealing with heavy ass traffic, just because the managers/leads want to know what you have been upto and then they fuck off for the rest of the day.

@Snob
It's been more than 9 months with me in this system and I can safely say, it has caused me more stress if nothing else.

@C0D4
Hate all the way for me. Not a single good thing has come out of it until now.

@ganjaman
I agree with you, no need to change anyone's mind here. Not yours and definitely not mine, a caca one.

@dontPanic
You bring in agile, only when your other practises are tried, tested and are working like a well greased machinery. Otherwise you are just introducing useless standups, retros and jira tickets and estimations in your existing fucked up system.

@Azer0s
Some select few have mastered it and gotten good out of it, doesn't mean everyone should be the sheep in the herd and follow them. Mostly it doesn't work and in those companies its a pain in the ass.

@ParthM Oh ya sorry my bad, wrote it in the heat of the moment.

@JoshBent Hollywood probably has it. They have used it so many times along with "magically" enhancing the video footage from a CCTV when you zoom in.

Definition Update for Windows Defender Antivirus - KB2267602 (Definition 1.273.810.0)

Definition 1.273.810.0

WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS. VERSION.

@shelladdicted kde user but not a piHole user. Sorry man, but will definitely recommend to my friends. Great going.

@Floydian

Moved to Bangalore. No longer a Mumbaikar. 😂

@rookiemaverick

Amazon ko lund farak nahi padta.

@Floydian bhai bhai..

Dev ≈ Vampires

@-BSD that is the real essence of the meme my friend.

@ArcaneEye I don't use any adobe products at all. Was too lazy to edit the meme, so made up for it in the caption.

@faheel 😄

select finger, max(finger_length)
from finger;

@Proximyst

*me runs like hell and catches you

*no you are wrong, arrays should never start at anything other than 1

*erases your memory about programming related stuff

*runs away

@cbsa

Whatever floats your boat man. If you are happy believing I am wrong and you are right, let it be.

I am thinking probably the next thing you will say is earth is flat. Everyone's has their own beliefs. If you feel 0/0 = 2, so be it man. Be happy. Peace out.

He knows where arrays start but doesn't know what is 5 - 5

Seems legit

@cbsa

I never said that. And stop obsessing over proving me wrong. Go get a life.

@cbsa

Not if that expression evaluates to 0. Even if you are using variables like (a - b) everywhere it is specified that a ≠ b.

@shellbug

But you don't get to edit after 5 mins so doesn't matter anyways.

@cbsa

(10 - 10) = 0

You are multiplying both numerator and denominator by 0

By that logic I can prove anything. It all boils down to the simple rule, you cannot divide by 0. Some might say it is ∞ but it is not and infinity is just some non representative number.